You got cum on your face you big disgrace
not what he said!!
We will we will fuck you
styofa doing anything
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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i don't do bad sauce passes
Claire Keane
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Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Cosimo Galluzzi
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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occasionally subtle
Three Goblin Art
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You got cum on your face you big disgrace
not what he said!!
We will we will fuck you

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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire
icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down
cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated
Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.
Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.
Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures
scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast
I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually
doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.
remember remember

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do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time
grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)
rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it
free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed
for the most part I have ended up replacing "dude" in my vocabulary with "boss" because it's gender neutral and it's easier to just replace certain words than to watch who you say them to (like I still SAY dude but a lot less than boss)
Anyway the major effect of this is that it makes me sound like a mafia henchman sometimes like "I dunno about that boss"
I once said "you got it, boss" to a coworker and she pointed at me and said "don't you put that shit on me."
water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns
post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning

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i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.
Quand il faut expliquer la pâtisserie à un Américain: imaginez un hamburger
t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS
I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

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I tried painting this gorgeous Scully frame (this is the 3rd attempt) :')
Happy pride month to sleepwalking lesbians and their horrified wives, bisexuals who are fine with their sexuality but not fine with being in love with their high school bestie, JV soccer coaches, lesbians who would rather die to spite the girl they love than admit they're gay, church girlies who fell in love with a prophetess they made themselves, milfs who "don't believe in labels", bisexuals who fell in love with one guy in high school and spend the rest of their life going back to him until he's gone, lesbians who are entirely obsessed with their besties to the point of absorbing their traits like a twin in the womb, milf chasing bisexuals, lesbians who cannot be killed by fire nor by wolves nor (probably) by cancer, snarky sapphics, musical theater gays, little boys with two moms, backwards-baseball-hat lesbians, femme princesses who want to emulate their teammates, men fridged for their adjacence to a queer woman, mlm with a favorite lesbian, baby brothers who never figured it out, sapphics studying for the SATs, the children of women closeted in the 90s, and the straight girl whose leg they broke.
SORRY I FORGOT THE STRAWBERRY LUBE ENTHUSIASTS