hubris hedonism heresy

y’all I lost my favorite ring yesterday and I fear that it’s fallen under the deck and gotten buried in the rain

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

if you want to see how fast something can change from a "right" to a "privilege" in people's minds, try suggesting it should be extended to children, immigrants, and prisoners

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

I will not google reasons that fire alarms can go off for literally no reason. I will not google reasons that fire alarms can go off for no reason. I will not google reasons that fire alarms can go off for no reason.

my headache is either from the migraine earlier, the caffeine, or a psychosomatic response. my headache is either from the migraine earlier, the caffeine, or a psychosomatic response. my headache is either from the migraine earlier, the caffeine, or a psychosomatic response.

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

you deserve a life you aren’t constantly recovering from

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone