hubris hedonism heresy

There is no way to explain how I handle working in the mail trucks during the summer that doesn’t sound like I have a gun to my head forcing me to be here. I had to put my phone in my cooler today

If you want to help your mail carrier during the heat wave we will appreciate a frozen water bottle.

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

ough I love speculative biology

rattlesnake tails but put ‘em on a bug

why do mole crickets have little paws!!

ough I love speculative biology

rattlesnake tails but put ‘em on a bug

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over