hubris hedonism heresy

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

90% of the time when a room seems overwhelmingly messy its because of the bits. The bits suck the soul from a room the bits make a room look like its never been cleaned before the bits are a rancid miasma. Crucially the bits can be fixed by doing 1 job which is usually hoovering, after which by magic a wretched trash cave becomes a regular nice cave with a couple of things that need to be put away. I was brushing my teeth earlier thinking that my bathroom looked gross and needed deep cleaning but I gave the sink a quick hail mary wipe down and suddenly everything looked normal and I was like great, it was the fucking bits again

once more the bits got me. after several weeks of being paralysed by indecision trying to overhaul the living room i bit the bullet and excised the bits (hoovered) and now i feel normal

"You know what's harder than Getting Better? Living Like That" is just the thesis for my whole shit going on right now honestly. You know what's harder than doing my physical therapy? Hurting All The Time. You know what's harder than addressing my gender dysphoria? Hurting All The Time

I'm Doing The Hard Thing and it's *easier* than how I was living before. If you make yourself feel better you will have more energy to spend on Getting Better. Nice inch nails - the upward spiral. Crawl out of your grave Thursday

There is no way to explain how I handle working in the mail trucks during the summer that doesn’t sound like I have a gun to my head forcing me to be here. I had to put my phone in my cooler today

If you want to help your mail carrier during the heat wave we will appreciate a frozen water bottle.

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

ough I love speculative biology

rattlesnake tails but put ‘em on a bug

why do mole crickets have little paws!!