Thinking about cats.

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

gender is a scam made by bathroom companies to sell you more bathrooms

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

So...are we all just a bunch of gays with anxiety?

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you

i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?