Thinking about cats.

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

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brought tiramisu to the gun fight. and we are all setting side our differences to eat. tiramisu

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

Music playing at the grocery store is psychological warfare. Protect yourself.

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by