Justin Kopec

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

So fucking cute.

the bear just agrees to start jumping with him like “alright yeah let’s do that”

Mens shampoo turns woman to stone

Mens sunscreen catapults women into the sun

It’s true, I once used a woman’s sunscreen and suddenly found myself being smashed into the ground by the force of gravity.

This is very important for trans people. Take care when transitioning that you don’t hurt yourself with products that are no longer appropriate, or which aren’t yet.

I once accidentally used mens shampoo and now I’m dead and haunting the store where I purchased it

I once used my wife’s razor to shave the hair off my palms, and the razor crumbled to dust. It simply wasn’t manly enough. I certainly learned my lesson.

I’m nonbinary so I have to make sure everything I buy is completely genderless or it could implode