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Why did she show a bunch of dogs? From the neighbors? From internet videos?

Dear Dogs Anon,

So many questions, so little clarity.

What do we make of this dog, then?

Yes, Madam Mao posted that on her private account on November 16, 2025. But since *urv reposted it and it further deepens the confusion, here goes. Legend on the pic was - and you can check it on the troll's blog, btw - 'on Saturdays, we watch soccer'. This might suggest this is her actual dog, after all? Then not the same dog as in the 'come 'ere' IG story video?

No ginger spots and definitely short haired. What in the name of the ever loving fuck, pardon my French and yes, pun intended?

Could this dog be the same black Lab featured on Olafur Arnalds' A Dawning official video?

[Source: https://www.tumblr.com/sgiandubh/815525280207781888/she-loves-animals-so-much-that-she-gave-away-her?source=share - posted May 2, 2026]

One more time: if we are to believe her instant answer to our questions, one of the dogs she was 'a guardian of' crossed the rainbow bridge in 2023 and there is one dog left. But she showed us at least two different dogs, in her recent innuendo posts.

I dislike bullshit and yet, somehow find it potentially amusing, especially when it backfires. But there is worse: I absolutely despise lackadaisical bullshit.

Also, blown away by *urv inadvertently throwing her SOURCE under the bus. Again:

So, this is today's week-end innuendo treat:

Like any other certified narcissist, Madam Mao just could not bear the attention being switched on S's Borders Book Festival event. She had to post the above video and people are already pondering whether it was S or not.

I did hear a masculine voice: someone's comment it sounds more Irish than anything else is probably worth considering, but few will do, since this is slowly turning into a cheap, sadist number, anyways. I also heard the little girl and the Llama Whisperer herself. Just like the butterfly rings 📸, but with sounds, this time over.

Where is this dog now, anyways?

[Source: @thisistalosfan's IG account - posted August 18, 2024]

Oh. So the dogs rehoming inexplicably cruel story was not just a malevolent rumor, huh?

So. Madam Mao's IG stories are clearly locating her in Cork, 'this week-end'. Allegedly:

Namely the Warren Strand beach, near Rosscarbery, West Cork. A kids friendly destination:

[Source: https://westcorkwithkids.com/2020/03/05/clifftop-walk-from-owenahincha-to-warren-strand/]

It is really annoying he can't bilocate. Yet.

It is also really annoying she cannot, for the life of her, let the man shine on his own. Always wedging her way in the pic. Always breathing down his neck. Obnoxious.

It could be anyone. It happened before ('go, Sarah', immediately comes to mind). She will do it again, simply because she is enjoying the attention and because people will always fall for her cheap drama.

Premonitory? Playing with fire will make one wet their bed, eventually - a Romanian proverb I love to quote:

[Source: @thisistalosfan's IG account - posted August 18, 2024]

PS: this is clearly cheap innuendo. And evidence an IG story can very well be a latergram, contrary to what Marple claimed about a certain IG Mexican story, just to counter a very clear appearance in Monaghan, on a very sad occasion.

Cuando una situación deja de sorprender, empieza a aburrir y cuando además se repite con la rutina de las campanadas de un reloj se vuelve una caricatura triste y ridícula de sí misma. Lo único más agotador que la estupidez de esta situación es su insistencia en repetirse.

When a situation stops being surprising, it starts becoming boring. And when it repeats itself with the clockwork regularity of a chiming clock, it turns into a pathetic and ridiculous caricature of itself. The only thing more exhausting than the stupidity of this situation is its relentless determination to happen over and over again.

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La verdad entró por la puerta y la excusa saltó por la ventana. Es realmente admirable la velocidad con la que algunos fabrican explicaciones. Hola Steph 👋

The truth walked in through the front door, and the excuse jumped out the window. It's genuinely impressive how quickly some people can manufacture explanations. Hi, Steph. 👋

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La verdad entró por la puerta y la excusa saltó por la ventana. Es realmente admirable la velocidad con la que algunos fabrican explicaciones. Hola Steph 👋

The truth walked in through the front door, and the excuse jumped out the window. It's genuinely impressive how quickly some people can manufacture explanations. Hi, Steph. 👋

Here are my two cents:

The precise use of 'rehoming' in both my post and her subsequent IG story reads like an answer to me.

I would genuinely be over the moon to be wrong about this particular claim I am not the only one to have made, in this fandom and I would not have any qualms, nor hesitation to admit I am wrong. But I don't think I am, though.

That being said, I am not sure she is telling the truth to her readers. That Eoin had not one, but two dogs is public lore, by now. If she has been the guardian of 'two dogs in her adult life', then we have to logically assume the dog who is 'still with her' is the one we saw on her very recent pics. That does not solve the puzzle, it only further troubles the water, here. Add to this the very strange coat differences between this dog...

... and this dog

And yes, you can legit color me confused: just how many dogs does she have, and are these dogs even the same damned breed?

Anyways, my second question is: what is such a personal IG story doing on an allegedly professional Instagram account?

It is unethical as hell, and I hope she knows it. And if she does, she either does not care, or this is not the professional account she is selling to the Mommies.

This is not unethical because I do not buy her stories or because I do not 'like' her. This is unethical according to the very standards of the International Compliance Assurance for Holistic Practitioners (ICAHP) that she herself references in her own Instagram bio.

More specifically:

[Source: https://www.icahp.org/code-of-ethics]