i want people to feel about my writing the way roger ebert feels about the mummy

“There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased.”

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

why the fuck is this so funny

it really is next to impossible to write realistic sibling dialogue, I just passed my brother on the stairs and instead of greeting each other like human beings I said ‘born survivor’ and he said ‘youtube rewind. let’s set it to rewind.’ like you ain’t gonna find that shit in a novel

exactly! I have three younger brothers and the original post was just about the oldest, the middle one and me usually do some kind of elaborate dab also, and a lot of the time when I see the youngest I just yell his name like a wrestling commentator…siblings have a different language

one time after a really bad fight with my mom i finally decided to get the fuck out of my room and prepare myself nachos before going back to my nest of a bed and binge gay cartoons, and i saw my brother there. we locked eyes and intensely just stared at each other before he dabbed and then we went our separate ways

just tried to show my older brother something while my little brother tried to show me something. poetic cinema in motion

i wish i could pause life and lay in bed for 3 months and just catch my fucking breath