If you're Blackie Lawless, please never read this blog

if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

its all "fuck canon" and "fanon ftw" until youre asked to care about girls because then its all "how could i ever be expected to like such an underdeveloped character?!"

I'm a morally pure being so anything that gets my dick hard is morally correct to do

Do NOT interact if you've taken up with the foul pretender Stephen in his lawless attempt to usurp Her Majesty the Empress Matilda 😡

this has been discussed before but reducing female characters to the girlboss braincell holder in the name of combating misogyny in fandom is ironically also a form of misogyny

people love love loooove to go on and on and on about whiteguy #135336843’s internal torment and the nuances of his writing and then when it comes time to talk about women it’s all um actually she can do no wrong and holds the braincell and babysits the boys like a mother hashtag feminism. i hope you fucking blow up

I think the world needs to start hating on Multiple Man more. He’s a bum. We should blame him for the Sean Jr. situation. That WAS his fault. Fuck Jamie Madrox.

i genuinely think that caring very deeply about whether a character tops or bottoms as if it's some important moral issue makes you the biggest loser on planet earth

i also think many people don't realize how heteronormative their views on bottoming vs topping are because it usually just boils down to the bottom being the feminine wilting flower and the top being the masculine beast. like maybe question why anyone messing with your favorite gay heteronormativity play upsets you that much lol