Just Chellin

my ride is here

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

I needed this

you still gotta flirt with her, even if she's ur girl

Pretty much

extremely cursed image

The most compelling point of this is that we transfer the Pokemon, not release, transfer, to Professor Willow, like he’s collecting them for something

Okay but the guy’s gonna have an entire armada of pidgeys and rattatas and I’m not sure how seriously I can take that…

now you understand why every single rocket grunt has a golbat and a raticate

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

You’re thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the method of communicating from ship to ship via flags.

No, you're thinking of semaphore. Sephora is the largest city in Hokkaido, the northernmost island of Japan.