beef

I don’t know how people do it

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

It sucks that we cant pour oil down the sink like we can't have anything

i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.

whenever i smell weed in public i get picked up off my feet and float towards the source like a cartoon character smellin a pie on a windowsill

want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

We should let praying mantises and other bugs play on ipad

people really get on this site and say anything

Are you mad at me

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

Oops wait not my house

Not my wife either

Where’s my automobile where the fuck am I