breakfastless behavior

lets All lock in starting Right Now

i dont have an angel and devil on my shoulder there's just a protestant telling me to work harder and a white buddhist who probably misunderstood buddhism telling me to stop wanting anything

my house is pretty awesome ihave an elephant in the room and a skeleton in my closet

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

We will literally never progress past biphobia until people realize that bisexuals in het relationships are still having a queer experience by virtue of being bisexual, we do not magically oscillate between gay enough and too straight. I’m going to maul someone to death.

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

the ultimate dream is to live in a peaceful, cozy and beautifully decorated home with the love of my life and cats. also 15 minutes away from the sea

i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

that specific brand of vampire media that’s like “you’re a late 90s-early 00s vampire in a leather jacket and sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music” ruined me on all other vamp media, I too want to be a vampire in a leather jacket & sunglasses in some sleazy underground goth club that’s playing electro industrial/aggrotech/goth rock music

had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer

learning the backstories of any of your female relatives always amounts to taking 500 points of psychological damage and wondering if the world is irredeemably evil