biting you and biting you and biting you

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

and here you are

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

A horse's biggest purpose in life is to make you think they died

When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.

such a handsome strain of koi!

*shoves one of these raccoons into a sack in a cruel and ultimately misguided attempt to destroy the moon and depower the ocean*

NO

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby