like a rat on a subway platform

love how heathers was like you cannot fix him. you cannot save his sorry ass. he’s going to blow himself up on the football field and you’re just going to have to live with that, babe!

in a world full of tropes that romanticize the violent bad boy with a heart of gold archetype, heathers had the strength to say no. no. that man is fucking crazy. he is going to ruin your life. you are not bonnie and clyde. you are not the juliet to his romeo. if he wants to kill a bunch of people and explode that is HIS goddamn business. and honestly i respect the shit out of it for that

The carnivorous faggots over my rotting corpse:

one day, you, tumblr user 1000deer, will deactivate, and the reblogs of this post on tumblr dot com will continue, those rebloggers will be the carnivorous faggots, and you will finally be the rotting corpse

I will outlive your ass bitch the only carnivorous faggot here is me

okay i just realized they meant "fascist" and not atleast 2 other words i can think of that are funnier

The faggots dont claim him

The faggots dont claim him

The faggots dont claim him

The council has spoken. Send him to the gayless wastes.

bro could not have sounded more sus in that moment

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

i am in love okay? IN LOVE. this whole fit he has going on has me in shambles. he is so fine😭 i just want to SCREAAAAM