The blog with no name

oh mg god this post somehow got better

We love Ralph in this chemistry department

i scrolled past this post at least thrice and just understood it now i hate myself

No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet.   Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.    Its a paradox.

fantasy novel where everyone speaks completely normal modern English, but there are extensive footnotes and appendices explaining the etymologies of the words being used and the history of the language, and it’s all totally different from real English

loving the discourse atm that’s ‘vampires disgusted by all the anti-anxiety meds and microplastics in people’s bloods’ vs ‘vampires probably miss the high that over-the-counter opium and mercury tinctures gave blood’

Vampire figuring out he’s depressed after feeling better drinking antidepressant blood.

Vampire in an aloha shirt, sipping a blood and antidepressant cocktail through a bendy straw: “Turns out dressing in solid black and living in a dark cave for two hundred years was a symptom, not a lifestyle. I still live in the cave, obviously. Real estate is insane these days. But I put some lights in and bought a nicer coffin.”

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

I love that Tumblr is like “We got Neil Gaiman to do a question and answer session so send in your questions and maybe he’ll answer them!” as though the man hasn’t spent the last few years hanging out here answering random questions and cementing himself as a widely beloved fixture of this site

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

Back when this site truly was lawless.

Orange cats need to be named ‘just some guy’-esque names. I see orange cats that are named Patrick or Dave or Bob and I’m like “yeah, exactly”. My orange cat is named Tommy even though she’s a girl because she’s truly a Tommy.

trying not to bawl in class over henry croutons