JustAnotherFurryNerd2: Electric Boogaloo

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

for how immensely popular and culture defining the simpsons is im surprised ive never seen it majorly fandom-ified. i mean no doubt there are obviously people out there drawing simpsons yaoi and giving bart neopronouns but its not as widespread as the stuff people do to them southpark kids yknow. it could be. we could live in a timeline.

call him Mr. Potato Head the way I sucked the pussy off of him and choked on it

Choking hazard for men over 30

clit like a 1-block lego stud im swallowing it whole and if i die i die

Just saw a lesbian driving a hearse with a waving skeleton in the passenger seat and handprint clings on the windows. I think they might be the coolest person in the world.

Maybe I'm not mentally ill and I'm actually just feeling anxious and guilty because I'm evil inside

beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories