make everything drive-thru. i have no energy to get out of the car.
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
styofa doing anything

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will byers stan first human second

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Cosmic Funnies

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shark vs the universe

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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if i look back, i am lost
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make everything drive-thru. i have no energy to get out of the car.

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Thor: Ragnarok (2017), dir. Taika Waititi
Are you sure you’re ready for the world to see you as you really are? Are you? CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014)
#let him say hello

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oh my GOD the tiktok generation has has ENOUGH (less than a week: http://iwillvote.com - have you done everything you can to stop Trump??)
today I had a dream that there was a species of deer called “ice deer” and every winter they’d travel up North and have their babies in a frozen cavern and the babies would be sort of comatose in the cold, and then the deer would leave the babies there and migrate South until spring, and just before the first thaw, they’d go back up North and find their babies and wait for them to thaw out and wake up and they’d nurse them.
But with the Earth getting warmer and spring coming sooner and winters being less harsh up North, the babies were starting to thaw out too early, so when the Ice Deer got to them, they’d been awake already and starved to death.
So there were only like, 300 Ice Deer left. They were bigger than elks, all white with blue antlers that even the females grew, and I realized the only solution would be to somehow lead them North every year when it started thawing. As a human I could check the weather and the ice in the North Pole and when it was time to go to the babies, even if the deer thought it was still winter.
So I had to devise a plan to get the Ice Deer to follow me North to their babies on time every spring, and it just became part of my life. I did other stuff and lived life as usual while keeping track of the weather near the end of winter and I’d be like, welp it’s time to lead the deer North, and I’d set out to find their winter home.
And a lot of people were like “this isn’t a permanent solution. We need to focus on climate change so it’s fixed for good.”
and I was like dang I know but the Ice Deer need us right now so, someone’s gotta do it? And it just became a thing I did.
ppl messaging me like “I thought this was real for a minute”:
: O !!!!!!!!
Everyone asking is absolutely allowed to use the Ice Deer in their fantasy world building and in fact I encourage it bc I love the idea of this one made up animal quietly linking all of your universes.
UNMUTE THIS 💀💀
I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time
Never seen so much emotion from a toy shark.
Chris Evans + red plaid shirts

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Do not separate them
i have such a bad diet my cells have unionized and refuse to work unless i eat an orange
I think that’s called scurvy
bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches
Everyone says Riverdale is the most batshit show but Glee walked shitfaced out of the bar so Riverdale could run into oncoming traffic
Shark finning infographic by ripetungi.
MANDATORY REBLOG
This sounds like a lot, but it’s true. An estimated 100,000,000 sharks per year are killed, threatening many species with endangerment or extinction.
Scary predators are important to the ecosystem, too. Conservation’s not just about the panda bears.

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Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015), dir. Joss Whedon
please read this oh my god
These are better than the originals tbh
Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded it’s my favorite ngl
some of my favourites:
the blind lead the blind, get out of the way.
a bird in the hand will poop on you.
you can lead a horse to water but how?
an idle mind is the best way to relax.
where there’s smoke there’s pollution.
laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose.
better late than pregnant.
That last one killed me
The parents of child number 26 obviously watch The Golden Girls