Honey I rose up from the dead I do it all the time

ilya loves that nobody knows the freak shit his proper and polite boyfriend-then-husband does with him he likes looking at shane sat at a group dinner table the picture of a young professional gentleman in his shirt and watch and perfectly practiced conversation holding and thinking about how nobody would ever know he begs for backshots and cries on ilyas cock

What if Yuna was a sports broadcasting major and that’s how she ends up meeting David. She’s the host of the sports news radio show at their university, specifically the hockey coverage and her commentary is always brutal. There’s no holds barred, she calls out every player on the team and their shortcomings. But whenever she mentions David, he’s the only player she praises. David ends up being a guest on her show one night and everyone can literally hear their chemistry through their witty banter and hockey jargon. A few days later, after the hockey team wins their game, David calls into the show and asks Yuna out, live on the airwaves. Of course, she says yes and they’ve been inseparable ever since.

i love Not to jump the gun here but with rozanov’s permission…? i think shane in that scene was feeling fiercely protective over another person for the first time in his life. so bowled over by the intensity of his own emotions that he stumbled back to his hotel room in a daze and immediately jerked off in the shower about it. “what if rozanov got arrested and i had to use my immense hockey wealth to bail him out of jail and it was winter in boston. so he had hypothermia. and he had to live with me while we sorted out the legal situation and i yelled at journalists for him and helped him with his paperwork and hired the best lawyer in the world and nursed him back to health and he was like “hollander……..you saved my life 🥺” and he fucked me soooo hard every night for stress relief (obviously he couldn’t fuck other people. due to the lawsuit) and we fell asleep in each other’s arms afterwards. because there’s only one bed in my apartment and he’s too tall for the couch” stuff like that. normal fantasies

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules

Monitored bank accounts for those under 18. Requiring parental consent for medical procedures. Parental controls on personal devices. "We won't teach this at school because parents are supposed to address it at home." Anything that puts all of the child's power onto the parents' hand, anything that assumes parents are going to inherently do enough of a good job no one else needs to interfer, every single one of these IS going to be used by controlling, neglectful or unprepared parents and already are, and if the system did not account for that very real, tangible, dangerous tendency, then it's not worth fucking anything. You shouldn't make things "for the youth"/with children in mind if you are going to overlook this painfully common aspect of their lives u_u

shane in the beginning of their official relationship being unsure of how to do casual intimacy because he’s used to only get it if it’s during sex or with the intent of turning into sex but now they’re boyfriends and he doesn’t always know how to navigate that so sometimes he will just 🧍🏻‍♂️ in the middle of the room because he wants a smooch but he’s unsure of how to progress and he feels weird asking for it before eventually realizing that ilya is more than happy to indulge