a broken link is a kind of dead wife

I can’t believe we’re lucky enough to share a planet with bunnies

I can’t believe we’re lucky enough to share a planet with bunnies

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

Good thing i have a wednesday to thursday transformation fetish

i have to kill him

he's probably The One

HE HAS TO DIE

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

nobody know for sure how long ago a week is

Ugly Duckling sequel where the swan is like hey it's nobody's fault and I don't think anyone did anything wrong per se but nonetheless I did feel really alienated and depressed for most of my youth and those years do continue to affect me in the present day and their mom is like, so what you're saying is that you think I'm a failure and a bad duck.

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

the odyssey is impenetrable to YOU. I studied it in middle school.