DESTROY the term MEAL PREP you are COOKING. THAT'S COOKING. ohhh i meal prep everything to save money YOU COOK FOOD? AT HOME? LIKE EVERY OTHER HUMAN HAS FOR ONE WILLIAM YEARS?

so there's this academic article I really wanted to read about withnail and i and i couldn't find it ANYWHERE without like a $22 paywall . so i emailed the author and was like hi im very broke is there a way. for me to read this. and he just SENT IT TO MEEEE my beautiful LIFEEE being brave pays off every TIME

insane to talk to occupational health yesterday and for her to be like well you're a clinician now so we'll do these few extra checks to keep your patients safe IM A WHAT ????

Who remember s . My Fucking Knee

i'm visiting the site ill be working at on monday BC they're kind enough to let me have a lil look around before I start + the person I'm meeting emailed very specifically where she would be and a description of herself (I'm the girl in scrubs, dark red hair, tattoo sleeve!) so I could find her like ok 1. god bless you being so specific and avoiding stress for me I love you 2. RED HAIR AND TATTOO SLEEVE.......

when I dye my hair I wrap it in cling film bc soft furnishings . obviously this is my one billionth rodeo so I've got the vaseline on my ears & the cling film head & on top of that BC it's been bleach/tone/dye I've had one billion showers so the final round also includes a moisturizer sheet mask. due to my poor dry skin. and im walking around the house going I'm American Psycho