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dartboard with yr picture but there's a lil kissy mark on it too

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

or they'd use their fucking turn signals for once holy shit. the amount of time I have almost been hit by a car cuz some shitass boomer didn't signal that they were leaving a roundabout or turning in a bent main road.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

wait, why is his party gathering around him like that? what are you doing? your leader is dead, you already lost!

revival spells are fucking stupid cheater bullshit i hate you i hate you i hate you! making a youtube video essay rant on why you shouldn't use revival spells as im stuck in evil wizard prison

actually, wait a minute. if his party had a revival spell, why not use it on his dead wife?! fucking bullshit stupid ass hero party. i hate them!

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

seeing people claim that 4chan is "just a website like any other" is still just insaaaane to me

just saw someone say that 4chan can't possibly be white supremacist because they attacked scientology in the 2000s you people are stupid for real

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

Certified Anti-Microsoft post