Please take my white ass to anor londo
*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*
Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker
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Please take my white ass to anor londo
*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*
Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

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friend of mine recommended a video essay that's like 5 hours long about why it's currently a whole Thing for fascists to claim they only eat meat and demonize vegetables etc etc, and it's genuinely quite well researched in many places and contains some fascinating history and has made me feel very weird about my status as an adult who enjoys drinking milk. but I've not finished it and I genuinely don't know if I will because at one point the ol' "you can't say you care about animals and also eat animals" chestnut got dropped by the white vegan essayist and it put such a bad taste in my mouth that I had to leave instantly
like idk man it just feels genuinely parodic to dedicate hours to analyzing how foodways have frequently been used as white supremacist propaganda and then casually toss out an argument that pretty invariably demonizes indigenous hunting practices with 0 regard for traditional knowledge and land stewardship guiding those practices
This feels weird, but at the same time, it feels inevitable. I mean, you already had annoying vegans. If anything, the right-wingers were, for the longest time, just un-self-consciously seeing themselves as normal. They didn't eat hamburgers and steaks as a statement. They did it because that's what you do.
Likewise, there are vegetarians who just can't bring themselves to eat animals, because animals are cute and you can't say you care about animals and also eat animals. They aren't annoying or philosophical or performative about it, they just don't eat meat.
But as soon as you stop saying "I like hamburger" or "I'm a man. Men eat steak, women eat salad" or "I just want to grill" or "I can't eat a cute bunny" – as soon as you say "foodways" or "indigenous hunting practices" or "utilitarianism" or "lactase persistence", you enter into this weird postmodern mode. Suddenly, a hamburger doesn't only have semiotics, but it is mostly made of semiotics. It's a phase-change from a food to a statement.
In a world where eating a hamburger or a salad or a bland, unseasoned lentil stew has become a statement, it's no wonder that the same posturing has at some point spread to fascists. It is also posturing there, of course. It is performative in the same way as "tradwife" is performative posturing, but "stay-at-home mother" or "home-maker" is not.
Like, the people who engage in "indigenous hunting practices" do not really phrase it like that, I assume. I assume they just hunt.
And the moment you can make the argument that these hunting or land stewardship practices are not just traditional, but actually correct, or at least better than the status quo, you should make the argument, and ditch the appeal to tradition, because you really don't want to give ammo to stupid traditions like bullfighting or foie gras.
affirmations when opening a stuck jar:
I am stronger than the jar
I know what left and right are
smashing the jar will make a mess
I have strong and dextrous hands
I have opened jars before and I will open jars again
realized i have started texting like mr darcy
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While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.
It's never done that before so I looked it up and turns out Roku TVs have added all sorts of creepy things in the privacy section since I last checked.
One of which being they take screenshots from what you're watching and send them to third parties to identify it.
Fucking hell! Remember when every fucking device in your life wasn't a spy implanted in your home and working against your interests to try and sell your data? Remember how nice that was??
Remember when the TV was just a tool that would play the things you plugged into it?
Why must the future suck SO much?
TVs collect a huge amount of data. Here's how to use privacy settings to limit the surveillance on TVs from LG, Samsung, TCL, and every othe
A good rundown on what each brand of TV is up to and which settings you should turn off.
PSA - Do not buy an LG smart TV. They just added a line to their terms of use that it's the user's responsibility to inform any guests in their house that by entering they consent to be recorded, in order to comply with wiretapping laws. That thing is literally recording you.
You can find tutorials online telling you how to open that thing up and physically remove the mic and wifi module. Frankly I don't trust anything less.
Please watch the Gamers Nexus video on LG Smart TV's and monitors! It's basically malware at this point.
I wanna know what the least optimized sorting algorithm is by complexity. I want Minimum efficiency in as few lines as possible.
everybody seems to be mentioning bogosort, not a bad answer, but youre all neglecting my man miracle sort:
imagine being anyone from the massacre but battler in beatrice's metaspace bullshit zone. imagine being told your death was so stupid and awful it would be a compelling argument for the existence of magic to anyone but your weird nephew/cousin.
world's worst detective arrives in town, makes the case worse

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Partial-Suit Samus reference sketch. This is what I based the whole 3D model off of
my feelings right now as an academic
Actually fuck it, I will risk putting some extra info on this because it's important for academics to know.
If you get a reject on reports like this: APPEAL.
A lot of academics are afraid to appeal or think that a rebuttal will just get sent back to the same reviewers, but any publisher worth their salt would send this to an advisory board member to adjudicate. It's shit that it needs to be done, because it creates work for authors AND editors and it slows everything down, but it is worth doing if you have a case! Do not let lazy fucks win and ruin your chances!
Do NOT be afraid to say:
- This comment is beyond the scope of the work presented, this work focuses on [x,y,z]
- These additional experiments are not relevant because [insert reason]
- I disagree with this point because [reason]
It's impossible for editors to be exact experts in every manuscript they handle, so rely on reviewers and authors. If there is a fundamental disagreement between author and reviewer, a good publishing house will ensure it is policy that board members are consulted for their expertise (this is what they are for!).
Peer review is a million miles from a perfect system, but good publishers do actually care about trying their best for authors and scientific integrity. I'm not going to pretend that there aren't a lot of dodgy publishing houses out there because there absolutely are, but it's worth pushing back if you get a bullshit report, because a good one WILL get an adjudicator.
Oh - and publishers do blacklist bad reviewers. They just need to know who the bad reviewers are.
Also, only tangentially related, do not be afraid to ask for extensions during a revision period. The publisher does not want to lose your manuscript. They get granted for all kinds of reasons and often you don't even need to provide a reason to get one.
discovered my aunt uses generative AI, day ruined
I came across the original video of the seagull meme! What a glorious day! I never realized it was a video, let alone a full throat and hearty evil villain laugh!
Rule of thumb: In every oppressed group, the women are having a worse time of it. This is due to a concept called "misogyny", which intersects with everything

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the differences between alcohol, tobacco, and anything else in america is kind of absurd and it’s hard to wrap your head around without going kinda insane
you can drink alcoholic drinks in public if you want BUT ☝️ only in some places. you can smoke cigarettes almost fucking anywhere though, even though that makes the environment way worse for everyone around you. however you cannot smoke cannabis anywhere. you can’t even have it at all in a lot of places. having open containers (i.e. a bottle of liquor you’ve drank from before) of alcohol in your vehicle is illegal EVEN IF you’re sober as a nun. you can smoke in your car. everything has so much caffeine in it that sometimes a drink just hospitalizes or kills you. you can buy caffeine pills to stay awake at drugstores and gas stations. you need a drivers license to get decongestants and you have to jump through hoops and bark like a trained seal to get any kind of hrt or psychiatric medication. they sell cigs literally everywhere. they wreck your life and finances and make you smell horrid and give you cancer but a bunch of rich people are dumping so much money into keeping them legal that seemingly the only thing the government can do is “ehhh they give you cancer but we can’t BAN them.” cannabis has well-documented medical properties but old white people think smoking it makes you a satanist because of racist government propaganda. hell world