The Trash Bin

The thing about me is that I will likely never get mad if one ship becomes canon and the ship I like better doesn’t or becomes canon later because I’m such a romantic sap that any time I see a genuine and tender connection between people that leads to smooching my heart immediately goes 🥺🥺🥺 without restraint. I am the physical incarnation of Love is Love. Y’all got a healthy relationship based on mutual respect AND y’all got mutual heart eyes?? Fucking superb.

THIS

☺☺☺☝

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

You don’t understand how much this post has ruined my life. My older sister won’t stop mentioning the Cain Instinct. Every time I hear the name Cain I run in fear, It’s not funny anymore. She’ll literally say “im feeling the Cain Instinct” just before she attacks. But all I’m feeling is the Abel Instinct. Someone save me. I am a sacrificial lamb and God is my sister with a pillow.

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

……… fuck.

#self care#you are both an endangered species and the zookeeper responsible for its care#and some days that means you are both a grouchy wolverine and the bastard that has to give it a suppository#your superpower is that youre the only person capable of this#not even superman can fight your giant angry weasel ass#swith Great power comes great responsibility so go take a nap

The latest addition just…

I love how internet best friends show each other how much they love each other by dedicating fan fiction to one other It’s like “Hey, You’re a fantastic bestfriend, Here’s two guys fucking in a kitchen”

You’re going to receive GOOD NEWS this week.

I CLAIM THAT SHIT

i fuckin need some good news right about now so pile it on

please lol

DUDE! I had a HUGE medical bill and I just found out that the hospital payed it in full!

Well no harm in hoping right?

*fingers crossed even when I feel like I’ll be disappointed later on*

All I need

I don’t have anything to loose

I’ve probably reblogged this before but I haven’t got anything to lose

Never reblogged this before. First try for everything right???

YES PLS

yess

give me something please

This is utterly fabulous!

echolalia is maybe. the weirdest adhd/autism Thing because sometimes you just. hear something. or read something. and your brain just goes. No. You Must Say This And Only This In An Extremely Weird Voice Over And Over For The Next 2 Hours

speaking of. ive just been wandering around my house for a bit repeating Fucka You. Basard over and over again

growing up with depression really is just hardly remembering anything from before the age of ten huh?

As much as I love cinema I've never seen a graphic sex scene that made me think "yeah that was necessary, the movie really needed that to be good"

Anyone listening is horrified.

3. Very funny banter that our parents think is genuine argument

^^^

anyone else really happy they got over their “i hate the color pink” phase

Why were we all so extra

Internalised misogyny

Dude, companies are baffled by this everything available in pink is selling no matter what the colour of the year is or what other colours it’s available in. They’ve dubbed it “millennial pink” and they’re scratching their heads over this and it’s legit just that everyone is getting over their internalised misogyny and being like “yes pink is a happy colour I need happy give me more pink”

Hell yes to the pink revival

I mean i still dont really like pink, but im not gonna sit and screech how awful it is cause im not a 3edge5me emo kid anymore.

yeah but what they gonna eat? raw eggs? 

This is the sequel to Pokemon snap that I’ve always wanted