cabinet man

let’s go lesbians

nightcore? psh, in MY days we called it CHIPMUNK VERSION. The nerve of this generation.

feeling utter indifference to men is such a powerful feeling. I look at a man and all I feel is blasé. unimpressed. men are just fundamentally boring to me.

men love to think that lesbians see them and embody the man-hating stereotype they have conjured in their puny minds…but I don’t feel hate towards men walking down the street. I feel nothing for you. you are irrelevant. you are boring. and you are unimpressive. you are not worth my feelings.

this song absolutely has supernatural properties. this shit goes down like a fucken aural senzu bean. neil cicerega injected a party phantom into this jam right here. i was just driving down 35 on my way home from austin on 2 hours sleep ready to fall asleep at the wheel and touch-tone fucking telephone came on and snatched my wig, my ass, and my fatigue. it felt like if popeye ate his spinach except instead of spinach it was pure gay cryptid energy. it felt like bigfoot poured a bucket of four loko-infused ectoplasm directly into my mouth. this song will kill you upon impact if you are straight and will bestow several powerful boons upon you otherwise. thank you lemon demon

stop being straight its getting annoying

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

When’s this site coming out with a night mode

this site is kept together with glitter glue & toothpicks stop making demands

im used to reading y/n as “Yes/No” so whenever i see those celebrity imagines where they call the reader y/n i take it as being a multiple choice answer

“Markiplier slaps your ass so hard it pops [YES / NO]”

wow i sure hope *starts smacking my neck* THERES NO VAMPIRES AROUND. *slaps my neck really really hard* i HOPE there’s NO vampires who might want to BITE ME and suck my blood right here from my *i am smacking so godforsakenly hard* NECK