‘tis i

remember this post? not-jason is refusing to tell me his name and everyone’s keeping it from me so i’m just calling him not-jason

had a shit day, thank god there’s phone in bed time at the end of the day

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

Me presenting my rock collection: *plays the start of Roxanne but cuts it off before the “anne”*

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind