Princess in Ash, the Tired One

*really quickly jacks you off to completion from behind* lmaooooo fucking pranked you. i got you good that time lol. pwned.

*tenderly sucks you off to the base and swallows* LOL got you again. killer prank huh i bet you didn't see that one coming. hashtag pranked

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

as a feminist i think girls should suck each other’s tits more

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off