Princess in Ash, the Tired One

*so horny i can barely stand* so you’re telling me this perverted lesbian necromancer can bring people back to life as “living dolls” without any memories or will, as blank slates to be used as their owner pleases?

scone butch blueberries

What no one warned me about when I got into Discworld is that Terry Pratchett would completely ruin all my future footnote experiences. Now, whenever I read a book (even if it is an academic text!!) and see a superscripted number, my monkey brain makes my eyes drop to the bottom of the page asap, expecting a funny, poignant, memorable, and potentially life-altering little treat, and instead I get hit every time with the soul-crushing disappointment of McFarthy, G. et al. (1997)

Tits ungroped... Ass unsqueezed... Waist untouched... Face ungrabbed... It's a sad day.

100k notes on kiss you stupid. thanks for making my ocs immortal 😊

oh. I've been focusing on learning spanish and spelled Mahiro with a J instead of an H.

I can't even make a "reasons why she's trans" post because you literally just have to read the comic without closing your mind to the possibility and it's clear as day

Nooooo you see it's totally just because she has a support network now it's totally just that she finally has friends ignore that she started talking about liking this and finally feeling comfortable in her life on the literal second day of being a girl before she even started making friends or met anyone other than her own sister ignore that every chance she gets to turn back into a man she chooses to stay a woman < redditors genuinely want you to believe this shit

This is why you shouldn't listen to redditors about anything other than advice for video games or affordable headphones.

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

ignore my boaner 👍