Princess in Ash, the Tired One

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

doing some omorashi shit to that transfem’s posting gland.

you know what. for that anons are off

You can tell a girl is really cool and tough and badass if she's hugging a stuffed animal. Only the most really badass babes hug stuffed animals.

one time this woman at a zoo told me about tribolytes and i said "hey i think theyre actually called trilobytes" and she was like "youre a dumb fucking kid" or soemthing to that effect "i know more than you bc im a groan up" type shit and moral kf the story im still upset about it 20 years later because I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

i had the exact same experience when i was like 11 i was in history class and the fuckhead teacher was teaching us about how polynesian explorers were crossing the pacific by island hopping and he was asking the class how they might have found new islands and i was thinking about it and i was like oh they could have followed birds! because birds need to rest on islands so they probably would have followed in the rough direction of islands and he was like kid you are so fucking stupid you're gonna follow birds out in to the ocean and die lol any other braingeniuses have any ideas and then he advanced to the next slide and it was talking about how they followed birds and i laughed so loud and hard that he had to spend 15 minutes calming the class down kill all teachers

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll