Princess in Ash, the Tired One

I'm gonna go to the pride parade this weekend! Never been! No clue what to expect! The website needs more info! The lack of info is stressing me out! I'm going regardless cuz if I don't i'm gonna 'splode!

Don't even have anyone to go with so it'll just be poor Gwen all by her lonesome... hoping some other girl takes a lil pity on her (me, hiiii) and chats her (still me, hewwo) up snd realizes that it's (me) pretty cool actually and then I'll have a new friend

More realistically I'll find a few folks to compliment on whatever and maybe strike up a conversation. I'll bring my yoyos so I can do tricks if needed.

Going now!

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

Aggressively reblogs.

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

every "genderfuck" thing about trans woman has been one of two things. either discouraging us from fully transitioning and saying we shouldn't wear makeup or shave or make any effort to be feminine. or it's trans tmes looking at the parts of our bodies that are the most dysphoria inducing and getting jealous. most of the time its both

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.