God Hates Verizon

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

now this is modern art i love

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

I love you Martha Wells. I love you and your beef with privatized transit and whatever happened to you at Rainforest Cafe.

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

“hi i’m sailor mars welcome to jackass”

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

also half the time the same indie devs on bluesky saying shit like "oh ya if you cant afford one dollar you have my full permission to just pirate that shit that shit"

But then their shit will be so fire, you gotta troll their website to be like 'how can I give MORE MONEY to these people they DESERVE IT.'

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it