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Me to myself in the mirror: "Your a twat. Proper horrible person you are. Only truly fucked up arseholes think those thoughts"

Walking away, dusting myself off: "Ok I feel a little better about myself now"

#twat #mental health #mental health tips #tips #anti self loathing???#via self loathing???#if it works it works #its like a pep talk #to stop being an arse

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Local goat discovers joy of painting

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IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN! Art is an innately human thing, we all do it. And the fact that it’s been turned into something you can only do if your skilled is saddening.

MAKE UGLY ART! You’ll feel better for it I swear!

#make ugly art

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It’s their greatest invention as of yet

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I feel like a sleeper agent. Without missing a beat and out loud I sang “What’s that coming over the hill? Is is a HEXBUG? YES ITS A HEXBUG!

#hexbug

Currently reading ‘Biology Ninth Edition’ by Kenneth A. Mason, Jonathan B. Losos and Susan R. Singer.

3/10 - full of very interesting fun facts, but an incredibly slow burn. They haven’t even kissed yet.

#reading #books #long reads #biology #slow burn #booklr #books and reading #book review #kiss #stemblr #stem

As someone who sings in the shower my shower thoughts sound an awful lot like half-remembered ABBA lyrics

#shower thoughts #singing #singing in the shower #shower thinking #ABBA #song lyrics #shower things #shower tunes

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I was telling my dad about the age old tumblr tradition of mutating Benedict Cumberbatch’s name and without missing a beat he says:

“Boobjob Candlestick”

#benedict cumberbatch #bbc sherlock #dr strange #the hobbit #smaug #tumblr fyp #tumblr #tumblr traditions #fyp

Sometimes a family can be one guy (my gym bro flatmate) on the bulk

#bulking #dirty bulk #gymlife #gymrat #gym #gym bro #flatmates #family #family sized #family pack of food

Whenever the lecturer asks if anyone has any questions and I actually have one (for once, look how studious I am) I believe this is what I look like when I stick my hand up and stutter out my question

#university #cute dog #dogs of tumblr #student #studious #nerd

Nothing fills me with more joy than putting N/A for gender on a form

Like yeh it’s just not a thing

#nonbinary #forms #n/a #non applicable #hi i identify as non binary but that’s not a gender it’s a clear lack of one so to you my gender is non applicable

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I don't have Netflix any more but are they still carrying that episode of Sandman where a writer traps a woman in his house and symbolically rapes her while calling himself a feminist because... oof.

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I wear a binder AND sleep on my front, I don’t think my tits know what not being smooshed feels like

#binder #sleeping #sleeping on front #trans #non binary #nonbinary #smoosh

It should be illegal to put tags on the inside of gloves

#gloves #tag #tags #illegal

I’m reading “A botanical Daughter” by Noah Medlock rn, highly recommend btw, but Simon has just helped his partner Gregor dig up a dead girls body in the name of science and all I can think is “omg they love each other so much”.

#a botanical daughter #noah medlock #science #reading #books #book recommendations #love #gardening #highly recommend

In lab today:

Bench partner 1 looking down his microscope: (excitedly) I think I just found a hair!

Bench partner 2: iN A BLooD SaMplE??!!!?

#lab #bench partners #blood samples #microscope #science #stem #stemblr #university #hair

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I’m in Glasgow and it feels like there’s a korok to be discovered here…

#glasgow #legend of zelda #zelda botw #zelda breath of the wild #korok #botw korok #totk korok #zelda totk #zelda tears of the kingdom #zelda memes #tumblr fyp #fyp #scotland

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Imagine Logan falling down and it sounds like:

#clank

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