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"Freeze those knees, my chickadees!"

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another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality
you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex
Weird Al playing with signs: a collection
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Official silly sign(s) and Al
not to be a nerd but it’s so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stone……. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold
I think you should know he was 23 when he finished this and the ass gets a lot of attention but the hand on Persepina’s side/tummy is also exquisite
before i saw the caption I knew that HAD to be bernini.
I try not to make sweeping statements but I think there’s a case to be made for bernini as the greater sculptor there’s ever been.
here’s his bust of costanza bonarelli
here’s apollo and daphne from the front, where she’s mostly human
from the back, where she’s mostly tree
and details
this is the one art form I genuinely just cannot get my brain to accept as real. I’ve watched sped-up videos of it being done, read about it, seen in-progress marble statues and I still just can’t get it to sink in or stick. My mind doesn’t want to believe that any person has ever been able to start with a big block and break little bits off of it until it looks like a finely detailed person. At some point it has no recognizable shape and they still know where and how deep they should take a chip out of it that’ll still be the right decision 50,000 fucking chips later?!?
The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa has a hidden skylight for gold rays of actual light to shine down on their expressions and clothes and clouds.
Hi yes I have been there and seen all of these IRL and I have some more pictures to share:
Insanely detailed feet with veins from “Aeneas, Anchises, and Ascanius”
Another foot from the same statue because a) he textured underside of the foot and the folds of skin in the arch and b) can you see the light coming through the thin marble between the toes?
One of the mouths of Cerberus from “The Rape of Prosperina”.
Prosperina/Persephone’s facial expression and HAIR TEXTURE
Hades’ hair as well - this man was entirely too good at making CURLS out of ROCK.
A (poorly lit) close-up on the tree textures from “Apollo and Daphne”.
Hand, sling, and rock from “David” which I think deserves to be at LEAST as well-known as Michelangelo’s. Saw them two days apart and I prefer Bernini, honestly.
Facial expression from “David” - I just love the character in this so much.
Kind of a weird angle but look at the texturing on the sling pouch!!!
We also got to see one of Bernini’s earliest works (possibly his very first) in the Uffizi; it’s not currently on display, unfortunately, but look at this:
Forgive the poor photo quality but. He was 14 when he carved this. FOURTEEN.
Man was a straight-up wizard.
In conclusion: if you get the chance to visit the Borghese Gallery in Rome (which has the most Bernini sculptures gathered in one place), do it. The “Ecstasy of St. Theresa” is in a church a short walk away from there, too, and well worth a visit. There are also several more Berninis in churches around Rome which can be visited for free or for a nominal donation! Just… be smarter than we were and make sure you’re not trying to visit them on days they have services.

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who did this to me
The Muppets 1.07 "Pigs in a Blackout"
Trying to keep up with this made me feel like English wasn’t my native language
this is art
The rule could have heavy impacts towards trans people across society.
Last week, the Trump administration quietly released a sweeping new federal rule that would use funding threats to force institutions across the country to reject transgender people. The 400-page proposed regulation would codify the administration's anti-trans executive orders into binding federal policy, imposing a blanket prohibition on federal funds going toward "gender ideology"
The proposed rule, formally titled "Regulation for Federal Financial Assistance," rewrites the government-wide framework governing all federal grants across every agency. Among its most consequential provisions, it requires that before a federal grant recipient can receive money, the award must pass a "pre-issuance review" conducted by a political appointee—not a career expert or peer reviewer—to ensure it is "consistent with applicable law, Federal agency priorities, and the national interest." The regulation explicitly instructs these appointees to screen for "denial by the recipient of the sex binary in humans or the notion that sex is a chosen or mutable characteristic." [...] An institution that acknowledges transgender people exist—through its policies, its training, its healthcare, its bathroom access, its HR procedures, its name-change processes—could be deemed to "deny the sex binary" or to “support the notion that sex is mutable” and have its federal funding blocked.
Importantly, the gender ideology prohibition has no age limitation—hospitals could be targeted not just for providing care to minors but for providing gender-affirming care to adults, because prescribing hormone therapy to a transgender patient of any age could be deemed promoting the belief that "sex is a chosen or mutable characteristic."
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the english language is truly a wonder
all hail william the werewolf, proto-enby
Diversity win! The werewolf in your village goes by þei

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first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real
This one’s for the tumblrinas
i want to abuse my government expense account to buy grace candy
“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.”
Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon
I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it
Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you
[ if you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear. end caption ]
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Okay, I know no one cares, but have a little bit of local lore:
That’s the 72, the most-ridden bus route in the entire state. It’s also the most-delayed bus route in the entire state, because half of its run is up and down 82nd Avenue, which is historically a high-traffic and high-crash “orphan highway”.
See, in its early days, 82nd Avenue was a state-owned highway outside of town – OR 213 – designed to carry high speed traffic across the state. Eventually the city of Portland expanded across it and it got renamed to 82nd Avenue, but the state continued to own it and manage it as a highway. The surrounding city neighborhood was heavily Asian and Asian-American, known as the Jade District, full of housing and restaurants and schools and community centers, but even though this vibrant community existed all along 82nd Avenue, the state continued to manage it as a highway, not as a neighborhood street. Unsurprisingly, it became the deadliest street in Portland, so many pedestrians were killed while trying to cross it. If you look at heatmaps of crashes in the city of Portland, there 82nd Avenue is, bright as day, lit up brighter than almost anything else on the map.
For twenty years, activists in the Jade District tried to get 82nd Avenue transferred from state to city authority, so that it could be managed as a street that ran through a neighborhood where people live, rather than a state highway. It was a major effort, which finally required getting an Asian-American caucus elected both to city government and the state legislature, but they finally did it! 82nd Avenue is finally owned by the city! And the first thing the city did–in consultation with the Jade District activists!–was put in a slew more lighted and signaled crosswalks. Already they’ve started building other things: medians, to slow traffic down and give pedestrians a safe place of refuge when they’re crossing the street. Protected bike lanes. And there’s plans for giving the 72 bus – the most-ridden bus and also the most-delayed bus in the state! – its own dedicated transit lanes, so it can run on time, without being delayed by traffic.
This is a major win, and it will absolutely save lives. All because two generations of neighborhood activists worked for it, and worked for it, and worked for it, and worked for it.
Or as someone wrote on this bus stop for the 72:
“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.”
WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TELEVISION SERIES OF ALL TIME (it's not out yet)

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Hey so as the economy continues to get worse in the next few years, gambling companies are going to go extra hardcore predatory as people become more desperate. Yes, even more than they already are. You have to promise me right now you're not going to fall for it. No gambling, okay?
This is going to be especially bad with prediction markets and sports gambling, and it's already really fucking bad. But it also goes for loot boxes, blind box collectables, trading card games, and ESPECIALLY gacha games.
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