The Clown That Hides From Gay People

Here be dragons.

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

Official Monsterfucker Post.

The real horseshoe theory.

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

it IS surreal when companies decide to invent the torment nexus from hit media franchise "dont invent the torment nexus" but also to be fair a lot of "dont invent the torment nexus" stories are less "don't invent the torment nexus" and more "oh god has anyone noticed that we are dangerously close to inventing the torment nexus. can we please stop inventing the torment nexus. the torment nexus is maybe 2-3 years away. is anybody listening."

Can you swap their heads ?

i like the implication that tumblr user @/asmeesh is from the 1200s

having a GOOD HEALTHY sexual connection/relationship with another lesbian got to be top 3 best feelings in the world. Like thats for real my little freak i can count on.

"idk i just don't think feminism has been beneficial to women" says woman who wears pants and has a high school diploma

I highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. Life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore