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1) Don ate at least four Bongies

there are four bongy variations in-game, which i refer to (in order) as plain, soysauce, sweetsauce, and chef. did you ever notice that they have different... back-legs? shoes? ????? i have no idea what to call them but flavor isn't their only visual difference.

we have no idea how many bongies don ate, presumably without suffering salmonella no less— but we know that it's at least four! depending on which bongy you click, their log may have one different line near the end. behold:

2) How did Don eat the Bongies?

so bongies. below i have outlined how one could possibly consume these sentient raw chickens.

i think it wouldn't be too hard to tear their legs(? wings?) off, and as cursed as this sounds out of context, it would be easy to chop its back off. don could easily do both of these things, so what is the issue here?

reader. please reread any of the bongy logs. the line before or after the flavor line.

Why does she mention teeth. Did she bite onto the top part, on purpose or not. Would Don do that. Are Bongies just lined with teeth no matter which part of the meat you bite onto. What is the truth here.

i did have an even more terrifying thought: Don swallowed the Bongies whole. However, she doesn't mention the taste or sensation of any eyes, so it's very unlikely that she canonically swallowed the bongies whole. so canonically, she presumably bit onto the bongies without thinking and accidentally got pricked by some teeth. which. i hope this is the answer.

...she still would do it, though.

3) What sand

screenshot taken from the github logs this time! love how half the sinners just. laid it on her. i am amused and confused at ishmael's line, though. why is her head in the sand. how is her head in the sand. is it even sand? i don't remember if lcb has seen a single grain of sand or not. if it's not sand, is she just hiding under a table or the bus seats or something else?

do ostriches even exist in the city? knowing the city, there are probably only fucked up ostriches. does everyone know what an ostrich is? hell, i don't even remember how normal animals work in the city. sorry. i made this post solely for point number 2, as you can see.

...that should be it, actually. i have no idea how far this post will wander, but if you've read this far, i think you're entitled to emotional compensation from me. however, i do not apologize for spreading the truth.