I'm Awesome

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

why does this have 85K notes

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.