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(Location: Arcade game center)

Nagisa: …… Look, Anzu-san. There’s so many Ibaras.

…… Fufu. To be exact, they’re Ibara stuffed dolls. Since I’m here, I might as well try to get one.

…… The Ibara that seems easiest to grab is… this child.

…… Isn’t it cramped inside that glass case? Come on over to me.

…… That’s strange… Even though the position was correct it fell right away.

…… Perhaps it’s set up to be hard to win?

………

…… Even so, it’s not impossible. I was able to move it a little bit, so there’s plenty of chances.

…… I won’t give up, because I’ve decided to take you home.

…… I don’t think the arm can withstand the weight of Ibara. Instead of grabbing Ibara, if I pushed it—

Nagisa: …… He finally fell. Fufu. I’ve caught you, Ibara.

…… Even though the appearance of the Ibara doll is different from that of the real Ibara, the characteristics are close enough to be seen as the same.

…… He’s soft and plush to the touch. Anzu-san, you can touch him too.

…… Fufu, I think I’m beginning to understand the feelings of our fans who go looking for our goods like this.

…… Shall we go see everyone soon, Ibara?

(Location: Downtown at night)

(A few hours later)

Makoto: …… It’s already night. I’m super hungry so I’m going to find a place to grab food.

Sazanami-kun and Nagisa-san, are you going to work now?

Jun: Yeah. Let’s have dinner together another time, though.

Makoto: Got it. Nagisa-san, do you want me to take that bag stuffed with plushies back to your dorm room?

It must be hard to carry around. It might just be none of my business though…

Nagisa: …… No, I’m fine. Thank you, though.

…… Ah, wait. There’s something I want to take out.

…… Anzu-san, I’ll give you this chain stuffed animal. Thank you for accompanying me today.

…… It’s the one I got two of at the same time. You’ll keep one half.

…… What should I do to thank Makoto-kun?

Makoto: Ahaha. You don’t have to. If you ever need help, I’m here for you.

Nagisa: …… Is that so? Understood.

…… Then if Makoto-kun is ever in trouble then just call for me. I’ll be there to help.

…… Also, don’t forget to take this with you.

Makoto: Wah– it’s a plushie of Saegusa-kun?!

Jun: Even though it’s Ibara it somehow has a cute face~? Nagi-senpai, did you win that too?

Nagisa: …… Yes. It’s a present for Hiyori-kun.

Jun: Haha. I’m looking forward to how Ohiisan’ll react to it.

Let’s get going then.

Nagisa: …… Yes. Goodbye, Anzu-san, Makoto-kun.

Makoto: Alright. Good luck with work♪

Jun: Take care, the both of you~♪

…… Nagi-senpai, are you just going to hold Ibara in your arms like that the whole time?

Nagisa: …… Is there something wrong with that?

Jun: There’s nothing wrong, it's just that people might stare……

Whatever. Once we get to the main street all we have to do from here is take a taxi.

Haah, I gamed so much today. It was a nice change of pace~

…… It’s a little late for it now but would you want to come back to the arcade sometime, Nagi-senpai?

Ugh~ I’m worried Ohiisan might yell at me about how “It’s not educational! Jun-kun is a bad boy!” later though……

Nagisa: …… It’ll be alright. I told him that Jun and I went to the arcade.

Jun: Seriously?! What did he say?

Nagisa: …… Go have fun and enjoy yourself, he was smiling gently.

Jun: Really? Then I don’t have to worry—

…… As if. In that guy’s case he’ll probably get annoyed saying “Why didn’t you take me with you?!” 

Nagisa: …… Fufu. It’s because Hiyori loves you.

…… Next time, all four of us should go together.

Jun: Fine with me. That time it’ll be Ibara’s treat♪

…… Hm? Nagi-senpai, did your phone ring just now?

Nagisa: …… It seems like it. Speak of the devil and he shall appear, perhaps it’s Ibara?

………

………♪

Jun: Nagi-senpai, what did Ibara say?

Nagisa: …… It wasn’t Ibara, it was Anzu-san.

…… She sent me the pictures she took today. See, take a look.

Jun: Haha. It’s the first time I’ve seen someone look at a punching machine like that.

You also played a game where you hit a crocodile. …… Woah, an instrument sound game too.

Heeh, the arcade’s high scores were updated! It’s rare to see Nagi-senpai throwing up a peace sign, isn’t it?

Nagisa: …… I wanted to convey my joy through those photos, so I posed as Anzu-san instructed me to.

…… Is it strange?

Jun: No, no. It’s a little unfamiliar but it’s still good.

Nagi-senpai is Nagi-senpai, and you enjoyed the arcade. All the photos look good.

Nagisa: …… Yes, I think so too. …… Ah, it was fun.

…… Sometimes, days like this aren’t that bad.

(Location: Café COCHI Meeting Space)

(An hour later)

Yuuta: Thanks. Sorry for the delay.

Rinne: Oh, you’re finally here Yuta. Even though you were only taking Ninja-kun back to the dorm, you were slow weren’t ya.

You were so slow I almost went to kill time playing pachinko.

Yuuta: I bought some gifts for Shinobu-kun as an apology and by the time I got there it was already around this time!

Actually, even though we’re chatting, why did we have to change the location?

Also, why are Kiryu-senpai and Narukami-senpai both here?

Kuro: Amagi-senpai forced us to come. After hearing that aforementioned story, it was pretty much compulsory participation.

Arashi: It’s not like we wanted to hear it though, y’know……?

Yuuta: …… Rinne-senpai, isn’t it a bad idea to forcefully involve others?

Rinne: If our prank gets exposed, then it’s over before it’s even started. Since they heard Yuta and I’s secret conversation, they have no choice but to get involved.

And you guys aren’t all that happy that the Vice Prez used you two in Yuta’s prank, aren’t’cha?

Kuro: That’s true. It ain’t exactly a good feeling to be forced to take part in a scheme without knowing it.

Arashi: Yuuta-chan…… I mean, you accidentally caused Shinobu-chan pain, didn’t you?

Yuuta: I’m truly sorry about that part.

Arashi: You don’t need to apologize to us. If you have to apologize, do it to Shinobu-chan♪

Kuro: Well, I don’t mind getting in on the prank this time. What exactly d’you want us to do, Amagi-senpai?

Rinne: Don’t worry, I’m not gonna make you do anything crazy.

I want Narushii and Dora-chan to keep an eye out for the Vice Prez’s movements and handle the behind-the-scenes stuff.

Arashi: I don’t really mind if it’s that sort of thing, but Ibara-chan is a CosPro idol, right?

So wouldn’t Yuuta-chan or Amagi-senpai be a better fit for the job since you’re both from CosPro?

Rinne: Yeah it’d be easier for us to do it, but that’s only for “within the ES building.”

Yuuta: That makes no sense. What’s your end goal here, Amagi-senpai?

Rinne: Alright alright, listen and be amazed! The prank I’m gonna pull on the Vice Prez is—

A classic among classics: a wake up prank!

Yuuta: …… It’s more straightforward and run of the mill than I thought it would be.

Kuro: Yeah. I thought if it’s Amagi-senpai doing it then he’d be pulling a more outlandish prank.

Arashi: I thought he would break all the windows in the dorm.

Rinne: What do you guys even think of me?

I thought Kita-san was the only one who thought of breaking all the windows. (1)

Why does everyone want to break windows, huuh? Are you guys stressed out or something?

Anyway, if you want to prank the Vice Prez then this sort of thing is perfect.

Yuuta: Why? I think if we pretend it’s a project, the Vice Prez won’t find out, but…

Rinne: And who exactly was it that tried that and got found out so quickly?

Yuuta: Uuu……

Rinne: As the Vice Prez, Glasses-kun will obviously be able to see what kind of work comes into the office.

And of course he’ll also look at the fake prank project plan. At that point, there’s a high chance of us getting caught.

Even if it was approved, we’d still have to lure out the Vice Prez with it.

You would have to make the project something that would make the cautious Vice Prez think there’s “merit” to showing up.

It’s already hard enough just to sneak in a fake project, but it’s a whole other thing to polish it into something that the Vice Prez himself would want to show up in, y’know?

It’s impossible given our position. The project would just wind up being sus as hell.

Kuro: I see. So you’re not just doing the wake up prank without puttin’ any thought into it.

Rinne: We’re dealing with the Vice Prez, y’know? If we discussed this in the wrong place, we’d be heard.

Arashi: Could that be the reason you changed the location for discussing this?

Rinne: The Vice Prez has his hands in the “Intelligence Bureau,” so he can watch as much security footage as he wants.

If you’re planning to do something nasty in ES, it’s not a surprise that it’s all being eavesdropped on.

All this to say, the ES building is the Vice Prez’s turf. It’s a bad idea to fight in someone else’s territory.

Yuuta: …… And then the “wake up” prank is?

Rinne: Oh. You’re finally getting it, Yuta?

If we’re going to pull a prank, it has to be somewhere where the Vice Prez can let his guard down to some extent, and where the surveillance isn’t as strict as in ES.

In other words, the Starmony dorms. The Vice Prez’s troops can’t get in there.

Also, none of the people rooming with the Vice Prez are from CosPro.

Even if we get things like getting a job in order, there shouldn’t be any problems. I want to ask Dora-chan and co. to get the stories set straight.

Kuro: So that’s what it is, huh. Surely if it’s that kind of thing, even we’ll be able to pull it off?

Rinne: Right? Sooo, the next thing up is how to wake the Vice Prez up.

What should we do? Should I wake him up with a cream pie to the face?

That would be the best way to wake up, gyahaha♪

Arashi: Absolutely not, you shouldn’t waste food!

Kuro: I’m also against it. The sheets’ll get dirty. Think of how the person who does the laundry will feel.

Rinne: So that’s what you’re worried about, you good kid……

Yuuta: ………

Rinne: Hm? What’s up, Yuta? You’re not gonna tell me you’re backing out now, are you?

Yuuta: I’m not going to do that. Once I’m on board with something, I’ll stay on board until I know it’s gonna sink.

Rinne: If you knew it was going to sink, would you get off?

Yuuta: I don’t want to share the same fate as you.

Rinne: The moment we got on the same ship, we shared the same fate! You all have already entrusted all your money to me.

When we die, let’s all sink together, gyahaha♪

Yuuta: In the first place you should be trying not to sink. Haah…… If a pie isn’t any good, how about a water balloon?

Rinne: Oh, ain’t that nice? Thank you for that idea!

Yuuta: ………

(…… If it’s Rinne-senpai’s plan, we might be able to outsmart the Vice Prez.

But is this really alright? Aren’t I just going along with his plan?

What I really wanted to do was…… My real purpose was……)

TL NOTES:

Probably a reference to Hokuto’s Chill Yellow card story where he had the metal pipe?

(Location: Starmony Dorm (Kaoru, Yuta, Nagisa's Room))

(Several hours later)

Yuuta: Hmm~mm……

(I usually can decide on a prank with just a little bit of thinking, but this time I can’t settle on what would be good to do…… 

I can quickly think of easy things to do, but something ordinary would get buried huh…… 

It’s a rare chance. I don’t want to be shelved, just like Rinne-senpai said!)

But to do that, what should I do……. Haah. 

Nagisa: …… What are you worrying about?

Yuuta: Uwah!? Ran-senpai, did you just get back?

Kaoru: Ahaha, we’ve been back for a while. Incidentally, me and Ran-kun just came back at the same time……. 

Yuuta: S-Sorry.  I didn’t even greet you two Senpai…….

Kaoru: We don’t mind, so it’s alright. You looked like you were pretty troubled. 

Nagisa: ……… If you’re troubled over something, you can ask us for advice, you know? 

Yuuta: Hmmm. Well, if it’s you guys then it’s alright, isn’t it? The truth is—

Nagisa: …… The filming of a prank, huh. Yuuta-kun is troubled over the details, I see. 

Kaoru: Heeeh, so Yuuta-kun is going to appear in that program. The truth is, I’m planned to make an appearance too. 

Yuuta: Eh, are you planning a prank too, Hakaze-senpai?

Kaoru: Ah, no no. If anything, I’m part of the ones watching the pranks being recorded from the studio. My position might be much closer to a commentator.

Anyway, I’m not your rival, Yuuta-kun, so you can relax.

Nagisa: …… I also wanted to try pulling a prank. Everyone else is being cast in it, so letting me do it too should be okay. 

Yuuta: Isn’t that because Eden doesn’t want to take the variety route too much?

Just the other day, Aniki got a good scolding because he let Ran-senpai join [2x2 (Squared)], after all. 

Nagisa: …… You could say that. It feels like it’d be better for me to be obedient for a while as well. 

Kaoru: Ahaha, it’s pretty rare to see Ran-kun with such a dejected expression.

But, what sort of prank would be good, you ask? It surely is pretty difficult to shoot something interesting.

Yuuta: That’s right. I thought a prank would be something easy because it’s something I've done lots of times before……

But now that I’m thinking about it, I started thinking ‘is it really interesting?’ and doubting myself……

Kaoru: I see. That being said, I’m not well-informed about pranks either.

Nagisa: …… Who would you want to prank, Yuuta?

Kaoru: Ah, that might be a good way to think about it. Why not match the details of the prank to who you’re pranking?

Yuuta: Um, the truth is I haven’t decided on who it’ll be yet……

At first I meant to set up a prank on Rinne-senpai, but it seems that Rinne-senpai’s joining the program as one of the pranksters like I am. 

Besides, he saw my plans, so it’s a bit iffy to follow through with it. 

Seriously, if it wasn’t for that, I’d be the first to set up a prank! 

Kaoru: Ahaha, I can feel somewhat of a personal grudge in your manner of speaking~? 

Nagisa: …… Don’t you have any other prospective targets?

Yuuta: If I were to think about other people, it’ll be someone like Shinobu-kun. Also, I did think that Ogami-senpai seems like someone that’ll be easy to set up a prank for.

Kaoru: Either Shinobu-kun or Koga-kun, huh……

Yuuta: …… You’ve got a somewhat doubtful expression on your face, Hakaze-senpai. Is there some sort of problem with those two? 

Kaoru: No it’s not so much as a problem. I was ju~st thinking that when you post about a big successful practical joke on the SNS, it will generally be those two displayed in the pictures. 

Nagisa: ……It seems to lack an element of surprise, huh.

Kaoru: That’s right. I think what’s more important in a prank isn’t the set up itself, but the element of surprise and the reaction of the person being pranked. 

Yuuta: …… That’s true. People with loud reactions are funnier, and there might be more of an element of surprise with people who are not used to pranks.

Kaoru: Right? If we follow that perspective, the two people you just brought up might lack the element of surprise in terms of people Yuuta-kun would choose. 

Yuuta: In that case, I wonder who would be good?

Nagisa: …… How about Ibara?

Yuuta: Eh!? Pulling a prank on the Vice Prez…… Is that really alright?

Nagisa: …… Don’t worry about it. As Eden’s leader, I’ll permit it.

Yuuta: Eh~, I feel like he’ll get mad after……

Nagisa: …… Fufu. If anything were to happen, you can say that I gave you the order to do it. 

…… Eden is a unit that doesn’t appear in variety shows often. Ibara in particular seems to consciously avoid appearing in them. 

…… It might be because he has an aversion to it, but if that’s the case, Ibara’s own “range” as an idol won’t expand.

Yuuta: I-I see…… But, the Vice Prez might actually be the right choice. 

Kaoru: I think he is the right one too. Saegusa-kun is the kind of kid who doesn’t show off much of his private life, so the element of surprise should be there. 

Yuuta: Fufu. Thank you very much for giving me advice, you two. 

Now that I’ve decided on that, I gotta think about the details of the prank♪ 

(Location: CosPro Office)

(The next day)

Ibara: …… What? You’d like me to join Cafe Cinnamon’s tasting party? 

………

Ah, no. It’s something that made Anzu-san come to CosPro in a hurry, so I was simply on guard. 

However, it wasn’t a major incident as I had thought, so it could be said to be a bit of a disappointment…… 

No. It’s not good to make a decision before hearing about the details, right? May I have the proposal?

Thank you very much. I’ll be taking a look at it.

(…… Hm. It seems to be a collaboration project between the four major agencies, planned by Cafe Cinnamon. 

The plan seems to be that idols would be sampling the depiction of each agency as a drink, and then they will be answering something like an interview…… ) 

I’ve got the gist of it. There is no problem in accepting it, but I am wondering about one thing. 

The other side named me personally, but can it not be a different idol? If it’s a tasting, there are lots of other suitable people such as Shiina-shi……. 

…… I see. Anzu-san would like me to make an appearance, if it’s possible. 

(…… How curious. This matter is so sloppy that it’s unthinkable that Anzu-san would be in charge of it. 

A tasting party is an extreme example, but anyone should be fine doing this job. I wonder what the reason for her going out of her way to offer this job to me even then?

There must be a reason Anzu-san made this offer to me. However, I could not see the reason. 

Furthermore, Anzu-san’s odd evasiveness. It even feels like she’s being reserved with me somehow…….) 

—Ah, I see. So it’s that kind of thing, isn’t it?

No, it’s nothing. That’s right…… Alright. I will accept what we just discussed. 

Yes, it’s not a problem. I will adjust my schedule myself. 

(…… Presently, Anzu-san has a look on her face that says that she did not expect me to take on this job. 

If she wanted to deceive me, she would not be making that face. Oh well, Anzu-san’s role should be nothing more than a mediator. 

This time is special, though. I must once again discipline a co-worker (1) who's made the mistake of biting the wrong person. 

Please be grateful. I'll personally make you understand just how frightening the educating venom of a "venomous snake" is…...♪ )

TL NOTES

1. 身内 (Miuchi): relatives from one’s family, friends or people from the same organisation. It might also be ‘follower’, if that’s more to your liking.

…… Your misfortune was the fact that you were the world’s number one idol.

…… That is, everyone had the wrong assumption that your existence is like that of a distant God, and not a single person had tried to comprehend your feelings.

…… Except for your friend NEGI-chan, the only one who sympathized with you.

NEGI: “Ahaha. But in the end, I wasn’t able to do anything.

That’s very frustrating, though.

I can’t really be like Anzu, huh.”

Hiyori: You’ve done your best, more than enough.

You were great. You exerted yourself and didn't give up, for your friend’s sake.

That’s something past-me would not have been able to do even if I wanted to.

But, because you didn’t give up and acted while carrying along your warm feelings, you were able to move us too—  and we were able to reach such a gentle conclusion.

Anzu-chan must be proud of you too.

NEGI: “Ahaha…… I’m a dead person who shouldn’t even have any body temperature, so I’m a cold person, and I think the warm feelings you’re talking about is probably from my brother.

So. My brother, Hitsugi, is living inside of me.

If that’s true, then I’d be happy.”

Nagisa: …… Every step was in preparation (1) that leads to here.

…… Ibara behaved like he was accepting the deal with Shaka-san so that it would give you a sense of relief.

…… During that time, everyone ran all around and found me.

Hiyori: We didn’t run around that much. Even on your end, you didn’t give up and looked for an opportunity to secretly make a call—

Because with all the investigation we’ve done at that point, we were closing in on Nagisa-kun's whereabouts.

After that, we just needed to extend our hands out a little more.

Fufu. The hand that past-me was not able to extend, now, is finally able to reach you.

Nagisa: …… You have never once let go of my hand, Hiyori-kun.

…… Always, whenever it is, I  feel the warmth of your hand linked with mine.

Hiyori: Uuuuu, Jun-ku~n! 

Jun: Wh- can you please not come over to hug me just because you were moved ~!? I’m not a sandbag you can use to punch your feelings at or something you know!

Ibara: Fufu. Putting aside that comedy sketch(2), I’ll take over the explanations from His Excellency.

After we safeguarded His Excellency, His Excellency who took up Shaka-shi’s appearance because of Shaka-shi — was returned to his original appearance using NEGI-shi’s technique.

And just like that, all of Eden now stand assembled on the stage.

Shaka-shi. As long as you kept His Excellency at arm’s length and were on high alert, I wouldn’t have known if you would accidentally go off and hurt him.

You were in a peculiar state, so much so that one can figure it out just by talking to you for a bit.

You’ve become like someone harboring a knife. I couldn’t meddle when His Excellency was in close proximity to a weirdo.

Nagisa: …… That’s why it can only be this moment.

…… Shaka-san. It could only be during the moment you were to make Nagisa Ran of Eden, whom you have chosen as your second life, to appear in Absolute .

…… You were anxious and scared and would not let go of my hand.

Jun: It really feels like a bank hostage and barricade situation huh~ Pretending to comply with negotiations to avoid provoking the criminal to secure the hostage. 

Just like that, if we get to get the hostage back, it’s ours for the taking.

Shaka: …… In this situation right now, do you not think that I’ll blow up? Is not restraining me fine with you?

Nagisa: …… We won’t do something like that to you, Shaka-san.

…… You should not be foolish enough to throw away the freedom that you would even commit a sin to get by causing an uproar yourself.

…… No. I believe that is the case.

…… Because I do admire and am envious of you, for me, who wanted to become you for even a moment, I understand your feelings.

…… In the past, I didn't even know how impaired I was. I was a childish, ignorant child.

…… However. Right now I know just how valuable “that” thing that you’ve always wanted is.

…… Hiyori-kun had, everyone had taught me that.

…… I’m proud of this knowledge, no, of this growth I’ve gained.

…… That sort of person I was; is affirmed, and loved.

…… When I say I love myself, it means that it’s an affirmation of the love of those who love me.

…… I could only pity you, who till the very end, does not know love.

…… Before, I was envious of you. But it wasn’t necessary.

…… I already have so much of the thing you’ve always desired.

…… I suppose I would even be able to obtain your position as the world’s number one idol sooner or later.

…… If it’s with my family and friends; alongside everyone in this “Eden”.

“~……♪

Fufu. We’ve kept the audience waiting for quite some time. I feel sorry to be bringing along the bad Japanese idol industry tradition of talking endlessly while on the stage even overseas.

For the people of this country, this must seem quite strange—

Because I suppose nobody knows who we are, we will start with introductions anew.”

“—I am god.

Therefore. All around me is Heaven on Earth, where everyone will be content.

♪~♪~♪”

TL NOTES

1.布石 (Fuseki): the beginning movesets in the game of Go.

2.茶番 (Chaban): a charade or farce, but is also an improvised comedy sketch called the 茶番狂言 (Chaban Kyougen). They were usually amateur performances characterised by burlesqueness. The topic chosen for the sketches might be too mature for the general audience and thus was not as widely performed as Manzai.

What should we do, Ibara? Is there really nothing that can be done?

Ibara: No. I’ve said this over and over again; but Shaka-shi is still only that world’s number one idol, and is not a pro criminal.

Even though that plan looks perfect, there are still flaws here and there. Shaka-shi probably persuaded Priest’s subordinates and made them his pawns by saying something like the following.

“This time as well I, Shaka, will make money, so just shut up and obey me.”

That Shaka mentioned is of course His Excellency Nagisa who was forced into Shaka-shi’s position and appearance.

Jun: Meaning……?

Ibara: Meaning, Priests’s subordinates would not be so easily able to dispose of Shaka-shi = His Excellency (1), who would be the said money tree.

Even though Shaka-shi was threatening us with that smug face (2), I can conclude that the likelihood of harm being inflicted on His Excellency is quite low.

But still, that’s not absolute. Because it’s possible that Priest’s subordinates might choose that option.

Where the fake Shaka-shi, which is His Excellency, gets disposed of, and afterwards, the real Shaka-san gets captured and returned to his original appearance— And have him be the world’s number one idol this time as well.

NEGI: “That would probably be the worst plotline for Shaka-san. Because the thread of hope that he grasped with great pains has to be cut short right there.

…… Shaka-san said that he couldn’t help but hate, hate himself.

That’s why he’s throwing it away. It made him despair that much.

I didn’t notice it.

When he was talking to me, Shaka-san was a naive, kind older brother, so much so that it felt like the title of the world’s number one idol didn’t suit him.

But. That was all a lie. He simply wanted to steal useful techniques from me……

When he said that his life was being targeted so he wanted help, the truth was that it wasn’t like he was being targeted by a killer.

It was, simply, an excuse to learn those techniques from me?

No. Was the person targeting Shaka-san's life— Shaka-san himself, who couldn’t help but hate, hate himself?

The other person Shaka-san was afraid of was Shaka-san himself, who would crush himself into nothing. That person was worn out, split himself apart and became crazy.”

Ibara: ……However, that’s exactly why we should not let our guard down.

Shaka-shi is a bomb with its fuse lit. If you carelessly provoke him, he’ll blow up instantly.

So that His Excellency may return alive and return to everyday life as usual— we have to overturn that plan with nothing less than carefully and conscientiously .

Jun: But, what should we do? Do we have no choice but to appear in Absolute as planned, just like Shaka-san told us to?

Ah, we just have to spill everything to the audience gathered here! Expose Shaka-san’s plan, and just like that—

Ibara: I guess the venue will be filled with outbursts of laughter.

Who’s going to believe in us? No, between us who have no recognition here, and Shaka-shi, which of us is more persuasive?

Even if we claim that “Ouw fwiend has been wepwaced with the wowld’s numbew one idol ~!”(3) in clumsy English.

It will just be taken as a joke or some strange performance.

Absolute is the festival of insanity; the Fanatic Festival.

In this crazy environment, no matter how seriously you try to convey the truth, it’ll only be taken as a comedy routine.

It’s naturally ridiculous to think that a human would be replaced.

Jun: No way…… But, I see. That’s what’ll happen.

Hiyori: Maybe. That’s probably why Shaka-san brazenly showed himself in front of us and politely explained everything.

Even if we were to spread the truth around, no one would believe it—is what he means.

Ibara: That self-conceit is deadly. It’d be great if I could say that, but I can’t think of what to do at this moment.

Shaka-shi and his pawns Priest’s subordinates seem to be cooperating, but their goals are different—

That part feels like the main point that will allow us to break their plans.

I still can’t think of a way to do that. Still a move too short. (4)

Jun: ……?

Ibara: ? What is it, Jun? Did you think of something?

As expected of the man who unpredictably manages to pull off a miracle once in a blue moon! 

Jun: Oh, um, don’t you hear some kinda weird sound?

NEGI: “Ah, it’s the smartphone! From Hiyori-sama’s pocket!”

Hiyori: Ah, Aah…… Come to mention it, it doesn’t really matter now that we’ve come to this, but I was thinking of having Ibara analyze the smartphone.

Because it seemed like Shaka-san sent detailed correspondence to the Staff in Absolute’s Tent Village.

Jun: Thinking about it now, that’s probably because Shaka-san had planned to have Nagi-Senpai appear on Absolute as his substitute.

Hiyori: Mm. So that Priest’s subordinates would listen to what he said, and at the same time, to not have them get involved any further—

It’s necessary for Shaka-san to win Absolute overall.

They should have made arrangements for that. Have Nagisa-kun perform as Shaka-san’s substitute, no, as his living sacrifice(5) — and make him win.

And then he offers to Priest’s subordinates the money tree to replace himself.

By way of such a ritual, Shaka-san would finally be completely free. He would foist everything he hated onto Nagisa-kun, and he would set out on a journey to a new world.

…… It’s a revolting story though. Well, that’s why we thought there would be correspondence from Shaka-san again, so that’s why we borrowed this smartphone.

We thought that if we could trace the call through this smartphone, we would be able to pin down Shaka-san’s whereabouts.

Ibara: You mean to say that you’ve received a call on that smartphone? So that means, it couldn’t be— please lend it to me!

Hiyori: Wawaa? I get it, I’ll lend it to you, so don’t be so rough?

Ibara: The number is restricted…….but could it be?

—Hello? Could this be Your Excellency?

TL Notes: 1. Shaka-shi = His Excellency; in this part, Ibara literally uses the equal sign =, which probably means that he’s treating Shaka and His Excellency as a singular subject in this sentence, but also considering this is supposed to be spoken language; how did he do that? Mod kept it in for your enjoyment.

2. Ibara used slang here; ドヤ顔 (DoyaKao) which literally means ‘face you’ll beat’, but used the same way as ‘smug face’.

3. He actually said “Our friend has been replaced with the world’s number one idol~!” in normal JP, but added a cutesy, babylike でしゅ(Deshu) instead of a normal です (Desu) at the end. So. As a side note, he used 僕たち (Bokutachi) here. It’s a polite first person plural pronoun that he never uses otherwise.

4. He’s speaking in board game (chess, go, shogi, etc) lingo. He said he lacks 一手 (itte) or literally, ‘one move’.

5. The word 生贄 (Ikenie) is sacrifice as in, ritual sacrifice.

And your demands are? An escape vehicle? The release of a fellow prisoner?

Shaka: I don’t have any associates.

Yes, even Nagisa Ran, who’s the same type of living being, was the same way.

Being at the top is lonely. I’m always, always exposed to the freezing wind up there.

I’m at my limit. And that’s why, I’ll be leaving this place.

The rest is for you to decide. The world’s number one idol? If you want that worthless title, then why don’t you go for it?

I’ll throw away all that trash and take my life into my own hands.

By any means necessary.

Hiyori: …… You didn’t answer Ibara’s question. What do you want from us?

What can we do to get Nagisa-kun back?

Shaka: I am Nagisa Ran now, though. If you want the child formerly called “Nagisa Ran” back, you don’t have to do anything.

No, just appear in Absolute as planned.

Let’s perform together. As Eden, as a group of four close friends like usual.

Hiyori: How disgusting…… If I hadn’t built up my resistance thanks to Eichi-kun, I would’ve been pissed.

Shaka: At the same time, Nagisa Ran will stand on stage as Shaka. And I’m sure this Absolute will end with Shaka winning like that.

The outcome was already decided before the event even began. And just like that, Shaka will continue to be the world’s number one idol.

Unfortunately, “we” failed to put up a good fight and lost, so we returned to “our” home country with “our” heads hanging low. “We” comforted each other, and are on good terms with each other.

Afterwards, I will become someone no one knows again and live a second life.

I’d like to grow flowers or something. I like it. Fufu.

Ibara: Even though they’re flowers, they seem more like carnivorous plants. Or rather, caterpillar fungus? (1)

Shaka: That right, that’s how I will sprout, using that poor child as a seedbed.

I will blossom in full glory. Just like your national flower, the cherry blossom.

NEGI: “Why……?

For us, Priest was an enemy to us both. That was the one thing that connected us, we were friends.”

Shaka: ………

NEGI: “We were supposed to be. Why are you doing the same thing that horrible man did?

There’s nothing in this world that should be done at the cost of someone else’s life.

I’m borrowing someone else’s— my younger brother’s body in order to exist, so you’re probably thinking ‘this ghost is one to talk.’

But, I pity you, Shaka-san.”

Shaka: …… You can say whatever you’d like. You’ve been a great help, NEGI-chan.

Thanks to you, I can fantasize about leading a different life. I had no choice but to throw away that Shaka who I absolutely hated, and replace him with someone else—

Thanks to you, I was able to make such a miracle a reality.

If you do extraordinary good deeds like that, you’ll surely go to Heaven. To the eternal paradise our God has built.

I’m almost certainly going to Hell.

But, nevertheless, I’m happy.

NEGI: “There’s nothing else I can say…… Nothing else can come from me.

I can’t think of any more words or songs to say to you.”

Shaka: It hurts my heart to make a good child feel sad. But in reality, I have nothing else to say to you all anymore.

Priest has disappeared, and his subordinates have actually lost control and are in a state of panic.

I have pierced through the cracks in their hearts, and embraced them as pawns wrapped around my finger.

Ibara: …… A small mystery has been solved. If the subordinates of Priest who seemed to have been protecting Shaka-shi all this time have already become your pawns, then you can easily disappear without a trace.

You were in a heavily guarded place called the “fortress.”

However. For you, the place you were in wasn’t a closed cell. You already had the key to get out.

Shaka: That’s exactly right. I greeted my pawns who were keeping an eye on me and confidently left the “fortress” through the main gate.

After that, it was easy. I can change humans’ appearances. So I simply replaced Gatekeeper’s hotel employee with a subordinate of my own and allowed them to infiltrate.

My pawn, while disguised as an employee, secretly handed Nagisa Ran a note in advance, calling for a meeting in the middle of the night.

Then they called for Nagisa, drugged him, sedated him, and abducted him.

Ibara: I see. So, it wasn’t because I was careless that His Excellency was abducted while I was sleeping peacefully.

Still, carelessness is carelessness. If only I had kept a closer eye on His Excellency to prevent him from coming into contact with anyone like that—

Shaka: If you had kept a close eye on him, bound him up, and deprived him of his freedom, then he might have become sick like me someday.

There’s no such thing as a 100% “correct” answer in this world, boy. The only outcomes are victory and defeat, success and failure, based on the rule of survival of the fittest.

And now, I’ve won. I triumphed over you, and I’ve triumphed over life.

Ibara: ………

Shaka: Just a reminder, don’t go getting any strange ideas.

If I give the word to my pawns, Nagisa Ran, who’s now in the form of Shaka, will immediately ascend to Heaven. That pathetic hostage is still in the hands of the bank robbers.

If his life matters, then you should listen to me.

Let’s see through to the end of Absolute as planned. After that ritual, he and I will have completely traded places, and I shall depart for a new world.

Whole New World…… Ah, how wonderful that sounds!

TL Notes:

Caterpillar fungus, or Cordyceps sinesis, is a parasitic fungus. It typically parasitizes the bodies of moth larvae, germinating in its body before killing, mummifying, and sprouting its fruiting body out of the larva. Mod doesn’t recommend looking up pictures, but, fun fact, the monsters in The Last of Us are based on these fungi.

With yer brats’ help, that shitty annoying Priest has been removed from this world.

That’s why I was gloating up till now— thinking I would be the one who would take over everything.

In the middle of rounding up the arrangements for that, the superstar who controlled everything in Absolute— that asshole Shaka up and disappeared.

I still don’t know the reason for that. I wonder if that asshole Shaka sensed that Priest, who was his owner (1) had disappeared, so he’s running away in search of freedom.

Or possibly that, within the believers of, or who were Priests subordinates who are still alive-

Stole the weapon named ‘Shaka’ so they themselves could become the second Priest?

Ibara: I’m just checking just to be sure, but you didn’t make Shaka-shi disappear did you, Uncle?

Gatekeeper: What would I gain from doing that? It’s true that Shaka is a fabricated idol (2) created by Priest and is not a being that I can conveniently use—

I did think about getting rid of him and creating a more convenient idol (2) in his place though.

Or should I say. To be frank, I was hoping yer brats Eden would be the ones to take that place.

I don’t understand idols. After trying to manage SS, I got even more confused.

Really, I wonder what was so fun about dealing with something so confusing, for both the Boss and Priest.

Still. Even if I can’t figure out idols, I was able to figure yer guys out to some extent.

At the very least, yer brats Eden— no, yer don’t balk at getting covered in mud if it means you get to achieve yer own ambitions.

While understanding that I’m an evil guy, yer allow evil to be evil and convert it into yer own advantage (3).

Yer don’t completely neutralize the filthy evil like the merry story protagonists of this world who are fussy about cleanliness. Yer accept good and evil to move forward.

I wanted to try betting on yer brats who are like that.

I was born evil. I can’t divert from my way of life at this point. But, as fer yer brats, yer allow that sort of evil to exist.

Even evil needs an evil place to belong to, boy. As long as yer brats continue to grace(3) us, ‘that’ will be properly guaranteed.

As long as ‘that’ is guaranteed, I’ll be fine even with becoming the gatekeeper to the paradise yer brats are building.

Ibara: ………

Gatekeeper: Don’t disappoint me too much, boy. I have high hopes for yer—--- if yer a villain(4) anyway, show me that you can skillfully manage this evil.

(Location: Secret Religious Facility)

(At the same time. Secret religious facility underneath the WNW district.)

Nagisa: ……

(…… Eh? Was I, sleeping?

…… H~mm. It’s the situation called ‘having no recollection of one’s actions’. My head feels faint and I can’t exactly recall what happened before I went to bed.

…… That’s not good. When one’s environment changes, one needs to sleep for much longer than usual to optimize oneself to that environment.

…… Thus while being asleep, one’s body remakes and optimizes itself.

…… That’s why while on a trip, one sleeps more deeply than usual. To understand and accept the changes happening in one’s own body takes a lot of time.

…… Now then. I wonder what sort of me I have become this time?)

NEGI?: “Good morning.”

Nagisa: …… Ah, um, good morning NEGI-sa—

—That’s wrong, isn’t it. Who are you?

NEGI?: “Amazing. As expected of the child of God, did you discover my true identity with a single glance?”

Nagisa: …… Maybe it’s because I get nervous during a trip, but my senses become more sensitive than usual.

…… Just as NEGI-san’s described herself as being a ghost, she weirdly has no presence. She’s extremely difficult to perceive. A thin presence.

…… However, from you, I feel a strange pressure.

…… Just like an assembly of thousands of people, no, tens of thousands of people’s souls.

…… It’s like hell in the form of a human. If Sora-kun ‘sees’ you, his eyes would surely be crushed.

NEGI?: “Your perception is correct.

Right now, the kind NEGI-chan lent me her form to act as a shell so as to keep the hell that is me from overflowing.

However my rightful form is an aggregation of countless geniuses gathered by Priest.

He consolidated every conceivable genius’ data and forcibly imprisoned it inside one human—

That’s the monster that I am.”

Nagisa: …… Even if that’s true, it’s better to not describe yourself as a monster.

…… Furthermore, degrading yourself will make the people who love you sad.

NEGI?: “That’s not a problem. Because the people who love me do not exist in this world.

That’s why, I’m envious of you, Ran Nagisa.”

Nagisa: ………

NEGI?: “I’m a mud doll desperately kneaded by Priest out of fanaticism so as to mimic God.

However in the end, Priest was not able to reproduce the work of God.

I’m a dud(5) who couldn’t become Adam or even Eve.

To put it simply, it means that I’m a poorly made you, brother. (6) ”

Nagisa: You are—

Shaka: “I am the one they call Shaka.

Just like you, I’m a being who was created (7) to be the successor of God.”

Nagisa: ………

TL Notes:

GK specifically used the word 飼い主 (Kainushi) which means pet owner.

Every instance of ‘Idol’ in reference to the characters in the franchise is written in katakana (アイドル), but GK used the word 偶像 (read as ‘Guuzou’) in all the instances labeled here. It seems to lend to the image of religious idolatry instead of pop music idols.

利益 (Rieki) same as in Chapter 8.

GK referred to himself as evil 悪 (Aku), but in this instance, he’s referring to Ibara using 悪役 (Akuyaku) which is more specifically used to refer to a villain part in theater and other works of fiction.

“I’m a dud…” in this part, he refers to himself like an artist would refer to a failed project. The word used is 失敗作 (Shippaisaku).

For the curious, Shaka called him 兄弟 (Kyoudai), which refers to siblings, but it’s not a term with any specified gender or order (i.e older or younger). Colloquially, you can also use this word like the way you would use ‘Bro’ in English (i.e referring to friends) ...However, the first definition is definitely what Shaka means here.

創くりあげ (Tsukuriage); ‘created’ in the sense that he was ‘made’ instead of ‘born’. Can also mean ‘to fabricate’, and Mod feels like this line is insinuating both.

Hiyori: Yep. Around the time Eden was first formed, we once came to observe Absolute. 

Of course there would be differences in point of view between being in the audience and being a performer, but we were at least able to grasp the atmosphere.

We thought that Absolute’s stage would be the same as any other idol stage, but it’s completely different. Fundamentally different.

Gatekeeper: It’s good if yer can comprehend that. Besides, even if yer lose big time, it’ll still be a good experience for yer.

It seems back home, you were basically undefeated and became a Tengu (1). It’ll be good medicine for yer to have yer high nose to be snapped broken even if just once.

Ibara: It seems that you don’t think we have any chance of winning, Uncle.

Gatekeeper: No, I don’t know. There might be a 1 in 10,000 chance you will.

I’ve said this a lot of times before but I’m uninterested in idols, so there is no way for me to know just how far you’ll be accepted by the world. 

My first pick to win isn’t yer guys, yer know. Whether the racehorses I didn’t buy betting tickets for wins or loses is of no concern to me, as long as they don’t get in the way of my first pick.

Jun: That first pick would be……?

NEGI: “Hm? Why are you looking at me? I’m not going to appear on something as frightening as Absolute, you know?”

Jun: No, you’re just wearing something that looks like a stage outfit so I thought you’re in the same profession.

NEGI: “Aha. I made this my daily outfit because it’s my favorite. Because Anzu made this outfit for me, you see.”

Gatekeeper: Hmm. My first pick, or rather, first on the list of candidates to win even for the public— as a matter of course, is the six-times successive champion of Absolute, the number one idol in the world.

Even you would at least know his name, right?

Nagisa: …… “Shaka.”

Gatekeeper: Heeh, so you did know. For some reason you can barely hear his name in Japan, though.

Ibara: I’m throwing the words you said earlier back at you; how shameless. Either you or for instance, someone like Priest sealed off that information didn’t you, because that person known as Shaka is— 

Gatekeeper: That’s right. The second thing I want to ask from yer is something related to that.

Convince that asshole Shaka to get on stage one way or another. Because for some reason, that guy is sulking (2) and saying something like he won’t appear on Absolute this time around.

That rumour has leaked to the public, sending all the involved parties as well as the fans who bought betting tickets into confusion.

If the odds are rough, it’ll be profitable for the gambling dealer, and it’ll be an acclaimed hot topic so that’s still a matter of great congratulations though.

Hiyori: Aah, as expected, the gambling that’s happening in Absolute is—

Gatekeeper: Of course, I’m (3) managing that side. It’s a good source of income, yer see, because in every country there are fools who’ll invest in an uncertain future.

No, they’re dreaming idiots who throw their gold down the drain.

I’ll just clean out the mud from the gold those idiots had thrown down the drain, and use it for something more useful. There aren’t any other philanthropists who’ll go to this length like me out there. Yeaah?

Ibara: Putting that Mafia self-justification speech aside, why do you think we would be able to convince Shaka-shi?

Jun: Even I think that part’s strange~ We’re not even acquainted with that person called Shaka, y’know?

Hiyori: We saw him from a distance in a previous Absolute, though.

Gatekeeper: Beats me. Shaka is the one asking for yer, I don’t know why either. You’ll meet up later, so ask the person himself later.

And then, properly convince him and give him motivation.

I said that the gambling den being rough would be more profitable for the dealer, but it’ll be fatal for us in terms of attracting customers if he ends up not showing up.

I’ll be in trouble if the profit from Absolute itself plummets because the gambling is directly based on a part of it.

Ibara: U~m……In a business setting, this sort of situation is when you’re supposed to say ‘Leave it to me! I’ll show you I’ll follow through magnificently!’ while brimming with confidence, huh.

As you’d expect for this time’s situation, we don’t know Shaka-shi’s intentions, so we can't make promises without due consideration, see?

Gatekeeper: Well, I’m just telling you to try doing what you can. It’s not often you get to have the chance to talk with a World Champion, so just think of this as a good experience, yer little chicks. (3)

So then, for the third and last request— well, this one is relatively trivial.

It’s fine to do it when you have the time, I want yer to keep my NEGI-bouzu company.

NEGI: “Hm? Me?”

Gatekeeper: She can’t help it, but I can’t watch this kid keep on moping around like that. Play with her and get her to be lively like how kids are supposed to be.

It’s depressing to be with a gloomy-looking ghost day in and day out.

Ibara: Well, I don’t particularly mind doing that….. It’s not like you though. After all this time, has a real life heinous Mafia bigshot like you awoken to fatherhood? (4)

Gatekeeper: Ah? That’s not it, I’m a rotten-to-the-very-core villain.

Still. If a little kitten strangely got attached and cuddled up to me, I might just start to feel like feeding it for fun.

It’s the same with Anzu. I thought if I do that, I might see something interesting.

I have hopes for you too, Eden. Try to entertain me as much as you can.

TL NOTES

1. 天狗 (Tengu): Either a Yokai or Shinto Kami depending on who you ask. Appearance wise; they have a red face and a long nose. Associated with being harbingers of war and sometimes with ascetics. Calling someone a Tengu is akin to calling them a braggart as Tengu are often depicted as proud beings.

2. へそを曲げる (Heso o mageru): An idiom that literally translated is ‘to bend his bellybutton’, but means to be cranky, or be sulky.

3. The word used is うち (uchi) which refers to the state of belonging to something, and it could be ‘us’ or ‘mine’.

3. ヒヨコ (Hiyokko): lit. little bird, usually means ‘rookie’ colloquially, but earlier in this chapter, GK was making references to Tengu when talking about Eden, which are often depicted with avian features, so Mod felt it’s better to use the little birds/chicks definition.

4. The word Ibara uses here for fatherhood is “父性” (fusei), which happens to be a homophone for the word “不正”, which means “injustice/wrongdoing/fraud”.

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Time: Towards the end of Chocolat Fes, on Eve's Special Stage

Hiyori: "...Ahaha, would you just listen to the sound of that cheering ♪"

"But there's a little astonishment mixed in, isn't there? Everyone looks so surprised to see that it's just the two of us on stage!"

"Now that it's finally Eden's long-awaited turn to perform, you must have all expected Eden to appear, yes?"

Jun: "Well, anyone would think that, right?"

"Honestly, I was feeling kinda nervous while waiting to go on stage. You see, I had no idea what kinda reaction we'd get.”

"But just by the look on everyone's faces... You're all telling me that you're more excited than anything to see what's gonna happen."

Hiyori: "That's right! How cute you all are, looking so alert and expectant! ♪"

Jun: "We have a passionate answer to all your anticipation coming right up, so...."

Hiyori: “Don’t you take your eyes off us for even an instant. We are Eve, who shall herald the performance of Eden — ”

Jun: "And now, we'll offer you a listen to — no, a taste of us, as well."

"Come fall into burning passion with us on this Valentine's Day ♪ "

Hiyori & Jun: "―― Ruby Love."

Location: Adam's Special Stage

Nagisa: … Our stage is starting.

Ibara: Yes. As far as I can tell from their delighted cheers, the fans' reaction is very positive. Perfect. ♪

I've already done some quick research… and news of only Eve appearing on stage with their new song is spreading like wildfire.

This buzz we've created will in turn fuel anticipation for Adam's performance—we can see our audience's expectations grow in real time.

Ibara: Fufufu ♪ The feeling of shooting far beyond people's expectations to pierce straight through their hearts is nothing short of ecstasy!

Nagisa: … Our chocolate seems to have become a hot topic as well. The promotional image we have on display also stands out.

… But isn’t it a little too early to celebrate?

Ibara: Why do you think so, Your Excellency?

Nagisa: …We have yet to even see the outcome, let alone achieve the "victory", the success you speak of.

…Up until now, we have put in work and made preparations according to your plans. I’m sure there are many other things that you have done behind the scenes that we don't know about.

Ibara: …Indeed.

Nagisa: … We believe that there is a part of you that can see how victory isn’t limited to mere numbers.

… All of us are hoping that these events — everything that has transpired and accumulated up until today — can become something irreplaceable for you.

…We hope that by responding to your love, we can help you to take a hold of what you wish and place it in your hands.

…So, after you find what it is you seek, I hope that you can share that happiness with us.

Ibara: — … As you wish, Your Excellency.

Location: Eve's Special Stage

Hiyori: "~♪~♪"

(Hehe. It's plain to see how everyone's eyes are glued to our every single move!)

(Which in turn goes to show just how immersed in us they all are. How sublime it feels!)

(But this isn't nearly enough; not yet. They must watch us with every last drop of attention, gaze upon us and nothing else —)

(And slip right into our sweet trap... ♪)

Hiyori & Jun: "♪~♪~♪"

Jun: (Makes me cringe a lil' to think I said something like "come fall into burning passion with us"...)

(But in this moment, we get to take in all these feelings of love and return them with everything we have — and there's nothing more precious than that.)

( ... In the end, that's just what Valentine's is, right? It's a day filled with love.)

(And it feels like my body is filling up with love, with every note I sing and every step I dance. ♪)

(On a day like this, I’ll turn all this love into strength and deliver as much of it in return as I can until the end!)

Jun: "Everyone, did our song and dance reach your hearts?"

"...But we won't be granting you any time to bask in the afterglow just yet. With this next act, y'see, we'll whisk you away ever deeper into our paradise.... ♪

"Ibara, Nagi-senpai! The rest is in your hands~!"

Location: Adam's Special Stage

Nagisa: “…Just like how chocolates can be sweet or bitter, emotions can also come in all kinds of flavours.”

Ibara: “Through this song, we—Adam—will thoroughly hammer in this lesson for you …☆”

Nagisa & Ibara: “― Melting Rouge Soul.”

Nagisa: (...Eve has drawn out their hearts with sweet dreams, which Adam will entrap and bring to our feet.)

( … It is such an Ibara-style strategy, but I don’t dislike it. )

( … By dominating the fans’ hearts — No, by making them belong only to us, the amount of people who will fall in love with Eden will surely increase. )

( … I also deeply cherish the people who have given their love to Eden. As long as that feeling can reach the depths of their hearts, that's enough for me. )

(...Besides, Ibara looks like he's enjoying himself singing, doesn't he? )

“……~♪”

Ibara: (? I’m quite sure this isn’t the part where we lock eyes as if tantalisingly just missing each other. But somehow, I can feel His Excellency staring at me…)

( — Oh well, it is not the time to think about it. They haven't seen the best of our show yet. )

Ibara: (Until I have reached the depths of the hearts of all of you gathered here today, as well as those who are still coming to watch us…)

( We'll continue to engrave our power, charms, and existence into your beings.)

( I’ll lure you into our mire before you even realise you've begun to drown in us... and then, your entire hearts will be ours for the taking ♪ )

“♪~♪~!”

(In the end, the ones who shall receive the most love and become the rulers of this Chocolat Fes are us — Eden!)

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Ibara: (...As expected, it's much easier when I only have to think about my body's movements.)

(Muscles that are burdened adapt by growing stronger. Also, sweat forms as glycogen and glucose are consumed. The body processes this all by itself. )

… But that shall be all for today. Excessive training will do nothing but build up fatigue.

Ibara: — Whew …

(Who'd expect that Jun would come for me like that? Not even I expected it… Now that I’ve calmed down to some extent, let's try to look back on what happened.)

Firstly, no one was against Adam and Eve having their own performances as well.

Then, as Jun said, there is indeed a part of me who is not thrilled with the idea that COMP will be tangled with our Chocolat Fes project.

And... that's why I could not hold back my frustration and reacted like that. I would have rejected the idea if I could.

(… Then, after ending it with something borderline sarcastic, I left Jun there.)

…

Ibara: … Argh. Damn it. What am I even doing?

(There are already tons of cases where I've already swallowed my opinions many times due to the wants of adults… and yet.)

(Have I grown too attached to this project from spending so much time on it?)

(And now I'm feeling this vexed, and my worries only grow worse—)

(I should be ashamed of myself.)

… Perhaps I should return to the office and rethink this.

(About what I can truly agree with, and what I've been forced to agree with...—)

Location: CosPro Office

Ibara: (…? The staff should have already clocked out. But someone seems to be sitting on a chair?)

Excuse me, do you have business with Cosmic Production?

Hinata: Ah, Vice-president! Good work, salute☆

As I thought, you're really still in the ES building!

Ibara: Hinata-kun!?

Hinata: I'm sorry for coming this late! But see, I want to talk—or rather, I want your advice!

Ibara: I can certainly speak with you, but did you have to come to the agency this late? Why not wait until tomorrow?

And also, it's not like I'm only available at night. If you send me a message, I can make time for you.

Hinata: Ahahaha… Sorry about that. But, I need the answer urgently.

Ibara: …Go ahead.

Hinata: Thank you so much! Actually this is about Chocolat Fes…

So, you know how 2wink is joining both Yumenosaki and ES' Chocolat Fes?

And currently, me and Yuuta-kun are fight— no, I mean excitedly exchanging ideas on what to do.

From that discussion, it seemed like Yuuta-kun really wanted an extravagant set and flashy production for our stage.

Ibara: Hmm? That's quite an unusual setup for 2wink.

Hinata: Right? After all, we are a performance-oriented unit that has polished our skills by doing street performance on an empty road.

… But we can’t just discard this idea that we took so long to get to, since we’re running out of time. I also want to fulfil Yuuta-kun's wish.

That's why, since I'm sure we’ll keep working hard for CosPro, I was thinking that maaaaybe~ we could make it happen with some help from the agency…

Ibara: I see. Rather than the concept itself, you are consulting about the budget of your project to fulfil Yuuta-kun's wish.

Hinata: Yes… Even if we use the same set for both performances, there’s still a cost that comes with moving the set around.

Ah! But even if we’re using the same set, we won't be doing the same exact things! It wouldn't be very exciting if we just do the same thing.

Ibara: Fufu, that will trouble me if you can't do at least that much.

But budget, right, as for the budget…

Hinata: So… I’m guessing that just working as hard as possible won’t be enough to pay the company back?

Ibara: — Ah, it’s not that. I was merely unsure whether to pay from my own pocket, or request someone else's.

Hinata: ?

Ibara: Well, I’ve decided, it’s a deal. I'll invest in 2wink.

Hinata: Eh, for real!?

Ibara: 2wink is the only CosPro unit still currently affiliated with Yumenosaki. Besides, you two must be feeling ridiculed with the lack of our people in Yumenosaki's Old-Fashioned Sports Festival.¹

And even without all of that, you have both been doing very good work.

Hinata: Eh, eeeeh!? I came here to give it a shot thinking I had nothing to lose, and yet I’m being showered with so much praise…I don't even know what to say…!

Ibara: No need to be so bewildered. You've succeeded in your negotiations; you are allowed to be happy about it.

Hinata: Yes, thank you so much!

Ibara: You have to liven up Chocolat Fes, do PR for CosPro, and do a performance that won’t embarrass our agency. These are the conditions for my support.

Hinata: That's not a problem! I'll do my best…!

Ah~ I’m so glad, so relieved~! I gotta go tell Yuuta-kun first thing in the morning tomorrow…♪

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Translation Note:

Yumenosaki's Old-Fashioned Sports Festival is referring to the Sport festival in Yumenosaki that occurred in Grand Slam

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Jun & Nagisa: … ?

Hiyori: It's not clicking at all. Explain it better!

Ibara: During Eden’s performance, I want both Adam and Eve to perform as well, and in the end, we will come together to perform as one.

I want to make use of this special structure of ours as part of the strategy — we can stand alone as Adam and Eve, but also unite as Eden.

Nagisa: … I see. So you want to fit in time for Adam and Eve to perform during Eden's timeslot.

… And the current increased exposure for Adam and Eve must also be in preparation for that strategy.

Jun: Back when we had Conquest, we did nothing but separate work, but it's been a good while since then, huh~?

And considering SS, people's main impression of us is bound to be of us all together as Eden.

I think it makes sense that we can show off the appeal of our unit structure to the public once again.

Hiyori: After all, if they're new to our unit's inner workings, they'll wind up wondering why just the two of us are on stage.

Ibara: We might be focusing on Adam and Eve for now, but as Chocolat Fes approaches, I plan on giving Eden more exposure.

To be more precise, I'll be adding work to show that the two have been combined to become Eden.

Just as His Highness said, If we don't show how our form and structure works, the show we have planned will lose its meaning.

Jun: Mm... So right now, we're supposed to use this time to prepare our individual strong points so we can use them to the fullest in Chocolat Fes?

Hiyori: I think that's a good take on it, Jun-kun. What a great summary, coming from you!

Jun: I mean, he went through all the trouble of preparing these documents. I paid proper attention to what he was saying, so even I understand this much.

Hiyori: Well, now that me and Jun-kun's questions have been answered to some extent.... next up is answering what Nagisa-kun had to say, too.

Nagisa: … Yes, please explain the whole structure of the event so we can understand how ES' Chocolat Fes will work.

…And also, I’d like to know what conditions must be met to count as Eden’s victory in Chocolat Fes in your eyes, Ibara.

Ibara: Aye aye ♪⁠ As you wish, Sir. Well then, to answer that, please turn your eyes to the documents on hand—

Time: A little while later

Jun: So we'll be selling chocolate or merchandise per unit, and our sales will be reflected in L$ earnings?

Ibara: Exactly. The amount of sales at the Chocolat Fes will be counted, so it can be said that the unit that sells the most products is the winner

Hiyori: Huh, so in the end it's all about money rather than dreams? ...I'm not a fan, honestly.

Ibara: Even if you’re against it, that’s simply how ES’ Chocolat Fes works.

Actually, they designed it to be quite accommodating. ES will generally provide chocolate and merchandise for all participating units.

Nagisa: … It's written in the document. They will prepare merchandise that is packaged and designed differently for each unit.

Jun: That's generous~ Though the contents are the same, just making the packaging different means it feels like you've gotten merch from a specific unit.

Hiyori: Well, making the contents the same essentially means all units are equal...

But since he's gone so far as to even come up with a special stage, I feel Ibara wouldn't be quite satisfied having the same merchandise as every other unit.

Just from what I've heard so far, I'm assuming you're planning something to outdo everyone else, aren't you? I mean, it's you we're talking about.

Ibara: …The way you put it is a little irritating, but I suppose I'll take it as a compliment. Please carefully read the notes on the bottom of the page.

Nagisa: … "Units are also allowed to plan and develop their own merchandise on the condition that they bear the costs themselves."

Ibara: Fufu. That is an extra clause I managed to add after discussion with ES management...☆

Jun: Ugh, that's playing dirty. There are only so many units that can even pull that off.

Ibara: And it's exactly because I'm confident we can pull it off that I've gotten that clause added in the first place!

Nagisa: … Ibara also has a sweets company right? If that’s the case, then you can make chocolate exclusively for Eden.

… I wonder what kind of chocolate it will be. I'm excited…♪⁠

Hiyori: Heheh, you sure do love chocolate, don't you?

Now that you've said there'll be chocolate made just for us, I'm starting to really look forward to it, too... ♪

Ibara: — So to say, what does achieving victory mean for me? It simply means that we — Eden — will stand at the top of Chocolat Fes.

However, my apologies for contradicting my earlier explanation, but see, if I were to simply aim for getting the highest sales, I'd only focus on developing a sales strategy.

We must garner the most attention with a combination of chocolate sales, profits, audience retention, and performance hype.

It is only when we dominate both numbers and our audience's emotions that Eden can count as being number one in Chocolat Fes. That is my victory condition.

Jun: So basically, it's for that purpose we're gonna go along with Ibara's plan and do our best, huh.

Ibara: Yes. I would very much appreciate your cooperation.

All for the sake of me — I mean, us, conquering this year's Valentine's Day… ♪⁠

Time: Eden's lunch together after the meeting

Location: Cafeteria

Jun: ...Ooh. Wouldja look at that, you've actually managed to put together a balanced meal today.

If you grabbed nothing but chicken and broccoli again, I'd be piling up my karaage on your plate.

Ibara: If I didn't put more on my plate, I would have to deal with your unnecessary intrusions. I prefer to fill it up myself.

Hiyori: Come now, everyone, hurry and sit down so we can start eating!

Thank you for the food... ♪

Nagisa: … Thank you for the food.

Ibara: … We can finally have lunch now that I’ve finished explaining. Alas, I did not set aside time for a Q&A session afterward.

If you have any other questions or opinions outside of what has already been said, let’s hear it now.

Hiyori: My opinions on it, hm? Let's see...

I do feel that it's frankly nonsense for things such as victory and defeat and money to be tangled up in an event focused on the wonders of love.

But as for our fans, whether they be fans of Adam, Eve or Eden, if we can make them happy then that will be our gift to them.

And I'd be happy if we can take advantage of the excitement and meet new fans, as well. After all, if we can do that, then we can convey our love to many people, no?

So personally, I think it's a good plan.

Ibara: I’m truly pleased to hear your feedback, Your Highness, given your reluctance to work separately as “Adam” and “Eve”.

Hiyori: With a proper explanation and the presence of love, even I would agree to it.

Nagisa: … Yes, I’m also in agreement. It’s inevitable that working in separate units will remind us of the situation in Conquest.

... I could tell that Ibara has no intention of making our fans worry unnecessarily.

…For that reason, I’ll go along with Ibara’s plan to make everyone happy while he guides our way to the top of Chocolat Fes.

Ibara: … It is an honour to hear that, Your Excellency.

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<Sometime in June, after the 4piece auditions, at a meeting room in ES.>

Jun: ...

(Sigh, I can't relax at all.)

(I chose to break the news to Ohii-san myself, but...)

(I'm starting to feel antsy now that it's almost time.)

In... and out...

(You've got this, Sazanami Jun...!)

Hiyori: Jun-kun, what's got you making such a serious face?

Jun: Right. Y'know, I wasn't even this on edge during the auditions...

...Hold on, Ohii-san? When did you get here?

No, actually, you should've said something when you got here!

Hiyori: Well excuse me for intruding, but I did say something when I first entered.

It's like you were so lost in your own thoughts you couldn't even hear me.

Jun: Guess so...

Hiyori: Anyways, what exa~ctly was it that you wanted to talk to me about?

Jun: Oh, right. I wanted to tell you the truth.

Hiyori: Er, what truth?

Jun: ...

Hiyori: Jun-kun?

Jun: Sorry, it's just, I dunno how to break it to you now that we're actually talking...

Hiyori: You really are the same as ever. Knowing you, you're probably just overthinking this.

But you don't have to keep it all to yourself like that.

You must've wanted to tell me because it's important, right? Then I'd like to hear it coming from you, Jun-kun.

Jun: Ohii-san...

I'll be honest, I received an offer asking if I'd like to debut as a solo artist internationally.

Thunderbolt, the guys behind the 4piece auditions — the show you were also part of — were the ones who reached out to me...

Hiyori: Debuting internationally? Have you blown up to that large of a scale so quickly?

...That being said, what do you want to do?

Jun: I'm thinking of taking them up on it.

Hiyori: Hmm, I see. I say you should go for it.

Jun: ...

...Really? That's it?

Hiyori: Hm? Did you want me to say something else?

Jun: I didn't mean it like that, just...

I'm torn up about that part too, y'know~? I dunno if I'll even make it in the overseas market with what I'm capable of right now.

I still owe you for taking me in, so it'd be really out of character for me to just head off on my own and do my own thing.

That's why I think they brought it up with me since I was able to prove myself when I beat you in the auditions.

But had we swapped places, you would've said it was a piece of cake, so it would've been a lot more anticlimactic.

Hiyori: ...Jun-kun, I never meant to hold you back.

I knew you had something on your mind just from how you were acting during the auditions.

I had no way of knowing if it was good news or bad news.

But if it has you that deep in thought, then it'd be something I'd also have to come to terms with.

I'll always be your partner, after all... ♪

Jun: Ohii-san...

Hiyori: Well, I'm just glad to know it's better news than I ever imagined!

Jeez, Jun-kun, you've brought on such an oddly serious mood that even I'm feeling a bit out of sorts myself.

Jun: My bad. Ibara knew about this beforehand and he did everything he could to stop me...

I was under the impression you'd also be against me taking up their offer like he was.

Ibara: I think anyone would've been opposed to an offer from an international business — which is considered highly important information, mind you — if they hadn't been informed of it beforehand, though.

Jun, don't tell me you've forgotten that I'm Eden's producer?

Ibara: Uwoh, Ibara?! Don't just barge in out of nowhere!

Actually, your timing just now is way too perfect. Don't tell me you were listening in from outside?

Nagisa: ...Sorry, Jun. I know it's not right to eavesdrop.

Jun: Even you, Nagi-senpai... Well, cat's outta the bag now.

Hiyori: Exactly, I think you should've told all of us about this as a group!

Ibara: It's just as His Highness said. Were you planning on telling His Excellency after you'd approached me and His Highness?

And here I am, thinking you'd just take forever to get to it. Accuracy and speed are fundamental to reporting, contacting, and consultation, you know.

Hiyori: Well, I can see why he'd show loyalty to me before anyone else.

Jun: ...That look on your face tells me you must've heard all about it from Ibara, huh?

Nagisa: ...But now, I can finally understand why.

...When I was watching the 4piece program, I was captivated by Ibara's movements in the Arena.

Hiyori: He formed an Ibara Empire all of a sudden, didn't he? I was rewatching the program and seeing it again made me laugh.

Nagisa: ...Right. And Jun had no issue constantly giving it his best efforts.

...He was able to achieve his goal of participating as a qualified candidate from CosPro.

...Seeing that Jun was doing well, Ibara then began to take control of the Arena.

...Thinking about it now, I can understand why he'd be upset with Jun for hiding this from him.

Ibara: What I meant was that, throughout our activities together as Eden, I was somehow able to get a grasp of Jun's thought process...

I didn't think you'd be this superficial, Your Excellency. I'm almost impressed.

Hiyori: Either way, this will be the last time we ever keep things from each other, okay?

Ibara: Just don't cause any additional trouble for us starting from now, Jun.

Hiyori: Not just Jun-kun, but you too, Nagisa-kun, Ibara. Don't keep secrets from us, alright?

Ibara: Why of course! I would never hide anything from you, Your Highness.

Hiyori: Uwah, says you? When you're the one with the most secrets out of all of us?

Nagisa: ...I'll keep that in mind. I don't want to make you worry, Hiyori-kun.

Hiyori: Fufu, you're such a good kid, Nagisa-kun. Jun-kun could learn a thing or two from you!

Jun: Alright, alright, I get it alreadyy~.

(Somehow, it all worked out.)

(All I need to do now is just whatever I need to do to get closer to my goal.)

Ibara: Now then, let's get started.

Jun: Start... what, exactly?

Ibara: It just came to mind: starting now, this is a meeting concerning the future activities of Adam, Eve, and Eden.

Since Jun's made his decision about his international debut, the plans I'd made for Eden these first few months into the year are now null and void.

That means we need to revise our schedules. If we don't, then we won't be able to follow through on what I currently have planned.

Jun: Is this why you barged in here? To talk about work with us?

Ibara: Are you saying I was stationed behind the door just to listen in on your conversation and nothing else?

Now, please take your seats, everyone. I'll be passing out the documents shortly.

Hiyori: Wow, you sure came prepared! I understand how you feel, Ibara, but I have business to attend to right now.

Ibara: ...Sure, but if I may — what 'business'?

Hiyori: Why, a celebration party to congratulate Jun-kun on his international debut, of course. ♪

Ibara: ...I'm sorry, what?

Jun: Wait, wait, it's not like I passed some college entrance exam or anything. You really don't have t—

Hiyori: No, I insist. Good things should always be celebrated and enjoyed to the fullest.

Once the Nice Dream Unit project is underway, you'd probably have all your time taken up by that. If we want to hold a party, then this timing can't be helped!

Nagisa: ...I think it's a good idea. The auditions are over, so all of us should take this time to rest.

Hiyori: Well then, it's settled! Hurry up, Jun-kun! There's this pleasant little shop I'd like you to make a reservation at!

Jun: Don't you find it odd that even though it's a party meant for me, I'm the one making the reservation for it?

Well, it's fine either way~. Ohii-san following his own whims isn't anything new, after all.

But don't complain if the food isn't to your liking, alright~?