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‘twas the night before the vampire lestat when all through the graves, the creatures were stirring they even were at raves. the tour bus was driving through the streets with care in hopes that the vampire lestat soon would be there

i dont watch it but its very funny to me that iwtv s1 episode titles are like We Burn Eternally Beneath The Hateful Fury Of A Deity’s Ancient Vengeance and iwtv s3 episode titles are like Cleveland

something totally normal to have memorized off the top of your head, baby girl

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

“Wait, oh, haha! Wait that’s so funny. Wait I know the perfect meme for that. Hang on. Hang on. I’ll find it. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. FOUN—wait it’s not this one. Just a sec just a sec I’ll find it. Hang on I’m asking in discord. My friend Bean will know. Hang on. It’s so funny really just hang on.”

very afraid that the illiterate will take lestat's "it's vampires, it's different" comment at face value instead of it being a damaged worldview because of well......the everything

They day I won't reblog this...

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly