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soup wizard lol

COMETH AND GET THINE JUICE

“He’s not racist he just thinks it’s funny to say racist things to see people’s reactions!” Yeah that’s a racist

White ppl was really mad about this post

Wait, are you telling me that saying racist things is racist?

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

this summer has NOT been very mgmt electric feel.

Just pause the economy tf 😒 It not real it can do what you say.

The right wants to be victims so fucking bad

“Straight white conservative men are afraid they might have to keep their bigotry to themselves for 10 seconds. Literally everyone else is afraid that straight white conservative men will kill them.”

i would take a bullet for fallout new vegas

Non-Americans who escalate inter-nationality teasing immediately to “school shootings and trump” stop challenge 

Any examples of what we can tease you about then? Any universal Americanisms that cause the right amount of offense without stepping over the line?

five petrol stations within a two block radius, sometimes two of the same brand ketchup is too spicy mayonnaise on/in literally everything we put noodles and mayo in a bowl and call it a salad i shit you not absolute failures at geography deep fried everything. seriously. we deep fry BUTTER.

how about not having our laundry machines in any sensible places? mine’s in the fucking basement, so all of us have to haul our laundry up and down a flight of stairs. this is extremely common

The difficulty is that all our Stupid Nonsense is so regional. For example, the appropriate wildlife joke here in the Northeast is bears. But my family in Florida has had to shoo alligators out of the backyard like a common nuisance.

That’s because your country is 50 small countries in a trenchcoat