Secretly Unhinged

I shove you inside The Machine and slam the door shut

I begin to activate it, pressing buttons, adjusting settings. as it thrums to life, I step back

you feel hot, an intense tingling all over your body. you close your eyes tight, waiting for it to be over

it feels like every cell in your body is on fire, although it isnt agonizing, mostly. it's almost pleasant. euphoric, even.

the machine begins to hum louder and louder. it's just short of hurting your ears. and after what feels like hours, finally

DING!

i open the door to the machine

and there you are

“She is my angel, my Morning Star!”

“My stiletto in stilettos!”

“My fiesty little Flamberge!”

“Quite the little Mancatcher isn’t she?”

“What can she do?! What BarbiCANT she do?!”

heterosexuals (derogatory)

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On March 10, 2025, Vivian Jenna Wilson posted on Threads that her father Elon Musk used IVF to conceive her and his other first few children to guarantee they would be boys, and this is why he is upset that as a child she was feminine and later came out as a trans woman, because he feels he didn’t get the product he paid for.

Elon has publicly slammed his daughter’s decision to transition and in 2024 said she had been “killed [by the] woke mind virus.” Vivian responded on Threads, “Last time I checked I am, indeed, not dead.” It’s no wonder she no longer speaks to him.

At the end of the day if your teeth complete their function and don't cause you any unbearable problems, they're perfect and I think more people need to realise that.

via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

my brain: 45 years ago this person could've made a public access television show that ran for half a decade on the strength of this concept with the right framing device and it would've been paid for with federal arts grants and maybe even national syndication rights. now they're begging for a single minute of engagement on tiktok in the hopes that maybe someday the abstract metrics of digital media platforms will translate into a tangible career

me: yeah me: cute frog though