welcome. uhhhhhh

ive been down and out. ive been out and about. but not once in my life have i ever been down and about

“Jesus Shaves”

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

can you please make one for Ireland

Anon bb come back i can change for you

Love when a cat puts all 25 pounds of their 9 pound body right on your soft internal organs.

the lion does not concern herself with papa

You can lie when you name things

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.