lightning and red leather

The Flash AU: In which fukboi Wally keeps flirting with Linda, who isn’t falling for his charms. At all. 

them hanging out and they get to talking until they end up on the subject of linda’s dr. light impression. cisco goes “wait aren’t you some fancy schmancy reporter, and all you could think of was i’m here to kill the flash and no one can stop me?”

linda glowering and launching into a whole bunch of (still valid) reasons like it being a weird time, she’d never had to pretend to be a light wielding meta to lure out an evil speedster before, her ex boyfriend turning out to be the flash… but cisco is taking none of that and linda sighs and just

“fine fine i didn’t want to get weird and make it too good.” cisco gives her the Face and tells her to prove it

and that’s how iris finds linda and cisco dramatically reciting supervillain speeches to each other over a mountain of notes

Cisco 100% helps Wally with school(it’s almost like their both engineers, and should probably be good friends but whatever im not even mad), and both of them get entranced by late night/early morning infomercials every time there’s an all-nighter to be pulled because who doesn’t.