mac n cheese can i has sum pls

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

Yearning… someone throw a brick at me

she been surving cunt for over 40 years

I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.

If I were Monica I'd print this review out and frame it

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

Powerful message that lovingly includes multiple disabilities, united. I love this.

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

the older i get, i completely understand why some people go off the grid and live their lives in private