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i hate the “watch a movie” suggestion when i say im bored b*tch shut up i have adhd 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i need to drink motor oil

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one of the strangest dreams i’ve ever had is the one where me and my girlfriend had rented out this really sophisticated looking meeting room for like 20 guests of just random adults, and the person who owned it and was lending it to us was john krasinski. i was like “oh hey, isn’t that…” and my gf was like “hey um, i just want you to know, yeah i know he’s jim from the office, but i mean he’s trying to be a professional now, it kind of depresses him when you call him that because he feels like it’s all he’s known for” and then all of our guests came in and every single one of them was like “oh my gosh it’s jim from the office!” and i had to watch john krasinski fake a smile and laugh trying not to show how much he was hurting

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dont think its useful to separate bi women and lesbians to the extent that people do. we dont oppress each other? and the animosity btwn these groups esp online is so weird to me we r literally the same community. “nonlesbians” “monosexuals” stop being weird. we r friends.

the trolley problem is fucking stupid there's a third option and it's break the fucking train

i need some white ppl to understand that brown/black eye appreciation posts are about uplifting features that are usually considered ugly because of their association with poc. the rhetoric that light eyes r superior is rooted in racism & most poc grew up believing our brown eyes were shameful so we could never be as beautiful as our white peers. someone on tumblr.com saying “brown eye supremacy” is a very small act of rebellion against western beauty standards that told us our fucking eyeballs are inferior