jorby

im sick of signing in to things

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

they should invent a drug that makes you talk normaler so people like you

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold