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don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them