daffodil

no one gives a fuck about me. i’m gonna go slide down the stairs on my stomach

Sure when teenage girls write self-insert characters that hang out with their faves it’s “cringey” and “bad fanfiction” but when Dante does it it’s a “literary classic” and “redefines the way we view Catholicism”

must a woman be “beautiful”? is it not enough that she shake her fist at God and commit acts of heresy in the name of hedonism and lunar madness

older siblings b like i hate u because mom made me do things before u were born and also because u are taller. younger siblings b like u are oppressing me by giving me a task. only children b like what the fuck is compromise, fuck you

the only two real emotions are the desire to be loved and embarrassment 

you can and should laugh at your teen self but i don’t think the hate people have for their teens selves is very healthy…………………………forgive yourself and move on

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on

We don’t say this often enough (though I think most of us know it) but men who can’t write women are bad writers. It doesn’t matter how perfect their pacing is or how many awards they’ve been given by other men. If they have fundamentally misunderstood the nature of 51% of the world’s population, they are bad writers, and nothing they have to say about the human condition could possibly be valuable.

If a dude can do the research and tell you exactly what breed of goat his 12th century shepherd would have managed on the hills of whereverthefuck then he should be able to find out if breasts 'swell in excitement'

vibe check! *peels a clementine and hands it to you slice by slice*

some of y’all never obsessively played HER interactive’s Nancy Drew games with terrible uncanny valley character models and no walkthroughs as a child and it shows

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha