Time is irrelevant here in the 7th Circle of Hell

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

Pick something I did at work this week during a British heatwave, ordered most to least by how much time I actually spent doing it

- driving with the windows down because the air con in the van needs recharging

- trying to fix air con units

- calling people who's job it is to fix air con units

- applying sunblock

- hiding under trees

- reading Percy Jackson

- looking for a toilet so I can keep chugging water without pissing myself

- explaining what I'm doing to curious members of the public

- installing cylinders

- de-bugging my BIOS (I am NOT talking about firmware)

- eating the ice lollies I brought with my lunch allowance before they melt

- my actual job that I was actually hired to do

- pissed (drunk)

- pissed/pissed off (angry)

- piss off

- pissing it down

- piece of piss

- taking the piss

- piss take

- pissing oneself (laughing)

- pissing into the wind

- pissing it away

- pissing contest

- a different use of piss I'll drop in the notes

You can read about it here: https://minds-africa.org/fabric-map-of-africa-the-art-of-storytelling/

Smoking one cigarette every day

Drinking one shot of alcohol every day