Johni The Urban Witch

Dumping Paper airplane

by Pigbee

you are a monster and you’ve turned me into one too

Have this sigil on you during times you may have to endure certain unpleasant things. This sigil will aid you in getting through it.

If you feel like ending your life is the only answer, keep this sigil with you and please talk to somebody

Tonight in ‘reddit headines that made me laugh’

If we’re living in the cyberpunk dystopia and I’m getting myself modded up I’m not going to go for “sexy kewpie doll.” I’m going to have myself turned into like, a 7-foot tall monstrosity with Doc Ock arms and laser eyes.  Look, I don’t care if some extra bulk has to be added around my midsection to support the infrastructure, I could give a shit about my waist-to-hip ratio, I just want to be able to scale walls, snatch helicopters out of the sky and throw them at Jeff Bezos.

“My time has come.”

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

[Image: Benjamin Sisko holding up his baseball]

Benjamin Sisko pondering an Orb

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Emily Dickinson, from “The name – of it – is Autumn” (poem 656) featured in The Complete Poems

Carry this on your person during times when you’re travelling

Got inner demons? Roll a sage blunt and smoke it.

💀Do Necromancy🔮

so what’s actually happening here is that this guy thought he’d found an unattended egg smorgasbord, only to get a nasty shock when he tried to actually bust them open…..

XVX - wardrobe - favourite piece of clothing and/or favourite accessory?