sir this is a wendys

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

i have played (most of) OFF and i am no better for it. in fact, i am worse

though i will say, replacing select words in batter’s dialogue with “my white ass” has been very fun during me n my bf’s playthrough LOL

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post