big sam is ok!

and so after hours of hard work and absolutely no one asking, i present: what supernatural being that has inexplicably fallen in love with dean winchester are you?

inspired by this post by @redwing, i made a uquiz: which destiel moment are you based on your taste in fall out boy?

The fact that Sam ships himself with Cas in canon and made a ship name (2, actually; he was undecided, put a lot of thought into it) without provocation is amazing.

okay but sarah blake who has a morbid curiosity and after meeting the winchester delves into the world of cursed art, uses her father’s money to buy haunted paintings and protective tapestries and charged charm necklaces. and of course, her dad is happy she’s taking charge in the family business but he doesn’t know, and she sends messages to sam sometimes to let him know what she’s found, and less often how she is, never hears a reply back from him and she feels so lonely in this new, scary, interesting world and then. and then she’s messaged about a vase, someone called talbot who asks just too many questions. sarah knows they know it once belonged to a witch, and decides she must be there to hand off the piece personally. and she finds a young woman, maybe her own age, wearing a chanel black dress and smelling so sweet, and after a quick conversation the woman, bela, tells her that she has quite the collection, that she would love to come to sarah’s apartment to take a look at her other pieces. i have a select clientele, she says, we should stay in touch. and every time bela happens to pass by sarah’s way, they have dinner together. a few drinks. and then they wake up in bed together, tangled in satin sheets, lipstick marks on skin. and they giggle and don’t talk about their childhoods and pretend the other doesn’t know about the supernatural and it works. and suddenly sarah doesn’t feel so lonely

sam will just carry a yoga mat around to look mentally healthy

s7? more like sam larping his neurotypicalsona for 22 episodes

Cas has done nothing wrong including all the atrocities

sam really is that girl who does coke but won’t eat red meat bc it’s bad for you