Hell's lighter side

i wld be fucked if i lived in a non literate culture that relied heavily on oral storytelling and songs and stuff bc ive never been able to listen to a concept album and know what it was about without looking up the lyrics. like id be sitting in the hall of some guy and the bard would be like this is what beowulf did and i just literally would not learn anything. id occasionally catch bits and id keep asking the people sitting around me what ended up happening with grendel and grendel is fully dead at that point were way past grendel were at old man beowulf now but i have no idea bc i have ye olde auditory processing disorder

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

doing this to boys

i forgot to add the image use your inagination

You know what? Yeah

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child