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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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i don't do bad sauce passes
YOU ARE THE REASON
if i look back, i am lost
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if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance
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Every time people talk about putting billionaires to the guillotine I'm thinking "in this scenario where you can execute the richest people on the planet you can clearly do whatever you want, so just take their money"
I personally think it would be way funnier to stick Bezos and Musk and them in bland middle class lives like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas, it's a perfectly good life if you aren't accustomed to being able to buy entire political parties or go to space or command a herd of creepy little followers who would probably literally kill for you
Want these chumps to suffer? Make them unimportant.
I want billionaires to live a basically comfortable life in a society where no-one, including them, has to worry about food, shelter, healthcare, or transport. I bet that would be miserable for them.
Yup! They would look around and see ordinary people living nice stable lives with their basic needs taken care of, and they would know this was all done with their money but without their input, and they would haaaaaaate it.
Funny how treating everyone equally works such that those who've previously suffered find it blissfully rewarding and those who've wallowed in stolen privilege find it agonizingly punitive, huh?
if youre trans and getting misgendered/deadnamed by your family during holiday gatherings im giving you a hug over the internet rn
its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean
Captain Kirk: The Prime Directive forbids me from interfering with your society
*five seconds later*
[Image description Ben from Parks and Recreation saying to Anne "Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't"]
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I worked at a McDonald's as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly
Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald's because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says "Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?"
Silence.
Longer silence.
And I knew in my heart what was happening.
So I leaned over and said, "It's on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down."
Another much shorter silence.
Then:
"What the - how the hell did... Uh. I mean. Thank you?"
And it's been literally ten years but I'm still riding the high from that.
Ninety percent of most magic consists of knowing one extra fact.
-Terry Pratchett
i don't know what younger person needs to hear this, but it is so valid to not want to drink alcohol at all, or to only want to drink very rarely. don't let others pressure you into joining in with those societal rituals. it is an outrage how normalized drinking alcohol is, to the point that those who choose to abstain are constantly forced to justify their private choices, be publicly questioned about what led to these choices or excluded from activities altogether. you do not ever need to justify your reasons for this. there are absolutely valid and important reasons to not drink, and nobody has a right to know your personal reasonings.
I rarely drink simply because I don’t like (and appear to be unusually sensitive to) the taste of alcohol, and I’m lucky I’ve never run into anyone who gave me guff about it. Just the same, I do feel weird about it sometimes, like it’s one of those things “required” to be an adult, so things like this are really nice to see.
Your daily dose of cat memes
im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactions
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Baby's first tumblr post!! My name is Chance and i'm very excited to have a place to share all my gooshy fandom stuff, and I hope you all enjoy my gay little brainrot as much as i love drawing it.
reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
the main experience of being in my 20s has been standing in the middle of a grocery store & checking my notes app grocery list
they should invent a loneliness that’s bearable
i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else
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i truly believe, in my heart of hearts, that kirk kept the boob window shirt from amok time and wore it periodically during his shift on the bridge, much to spock’s,,,distress
there is no justice in this world for girls who don’t want to get up but have to
