tfw your mate keeps bringing his leaky wet alien into the house
Same energy as "He can stay, but he's not sleeping in OUR bed!"
Cut to two days later, and the leaky wet alien is, in fact, sleeping in their bed.
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tfw your mate keeps bringing his leaky wet alien into the house
Same energy as "He can stay, but he's not sleeping in OUR bed!"
Cut to two days later, and the leaky wet alien is, in fact, sleeping in their bed.

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Mate Grace down bad for rocks, statement
How long does it take for the Earth crew to figure out that Grace is married to Rocky and Adrian? Or do they just tell them they’re married?
eehh it comes up eventually.
Once all the emotions of like, finding out humanity's hero is alive, reuniting with their long dead favorite middle school teacher, dealing with the actual mission they were send to do, meeting with the welcoming Eridian delegation, once that settles down? Then- not long!
give them a month tops
Dan is serving face with that short haircut and no one can convince me otherwise

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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something
some of my favorites
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Ummm she's literally sensitive :/
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They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help
After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly
And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?
Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose
Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.
Under the mistletoe 🎄
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Fucking nuked from orbit

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Unfortunately my third eye IS open and I know for a fact that in-universe the Shane Hollander/Hayden Pike (b. 1990) tag on Ao3 is three times bigger than the Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov tag. However both of these tags are dwarfed by the Ilya Rozanov/Clifford "Cliff" Marleau tag.
this is so cool!!