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I appreciate the historical accuracy of the inclusion of the bounce house

That last fucking sentence.

joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

"papyrus doesnt know what sex is" is nothing "solid snake doesnt know what sex is" is an instant killer

Technically speaking according to Doom lore, Doomguy is qualified to become the Pope.

If you see this post it is important to send it to someone else so they too can understand

There was a glowing patch of sky lurking outside our town earlier and the dogs went bonkers so this is an auspicious start to 2024

You entered 2024 in night vale

Listen. My hometown, perched on a volcano and its surrounds, the earth made of the layered bones of billions of dead animals, riddled with mysterious and largely unexplored caverns, where the ground constantly threatens to devour people, animals and buildings without warning, is normal. Do not question the unearthly brilliant blue colour of the town's drinking water supply. It's fine.

why is it so blue.

Don't worry about it

Oh so that’s why your like that

THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH EXCEPT ITS NOT YOUTH (probably) and its just whatever happened to derin

Fountain of crystal meth

We do have a lot of crystal meth

from the fountain- er, lake, right? collected fresh and organically from the crystally blue waters? 100% natural?

That would explain a lot

Funnily enough, the meth area of town is on the other side, not near the lake

Lake is made of mysterious Anti-Meth

possum pit?

The sinkhole where the possums live. You know.

Taking a different route and just kinda ending up in the area is the best way to experience this town

In our town, you can enjoy a break from being in a car next to your youngest sibling!

You can also see a separate lake which is a very yucky shade of green/brown all year lomg

They don't put that one on the tourist brochures for some reason

I think "come to our gross hole of mud" just doesn't sell many plane tickets

I mean, the gross hole of mud houses one of the two largest playgrounds in town, as well as the wildlife park

It's a quality playground.

Fortunately it's really easy for find kangaroos Everywhere Fucking Else if you go outside town but yeah more variety would be nice

Why is that so funny

Slamming 2 trains into each other at maximum speed is just smoochin. They kissing the way only trains can

Thank you gritty meme for that important addition.

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

How is he his brother and biological father please

dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree

LESS CONVOLUTED?

don't worry about it 🙂

relevant to this blog i think

did you just... know this??

i fucking adore how hard posts on this website spiral out of control

"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

having the ability to stop, slow down, and think "wait, is there any physical reasons I feel bad actually?" is probably one of the most important skills one can have as a mentally ill/neurodivergent person or really just as a human being existing in the world in general