LOL Actually

They have nine beverages between the two of them

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

lord forgive me but i’m back in my pjs

Splatoon cops

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

i need to say something that maybe not everyone here will understand but: 9pm is the shortest hour

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.