ignite, my love

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

fuck i love not being a mother

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

come here my love *spins you around*

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

salad is mostly items

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

i hate when ppl act like the only reason to not like a "sad" ending is because you can't take it or whatever. personally as a tragedy enjoyer, i hate a poorly written ending. i hate an ending that is just kind of a bummer. i hate an ending that feels mean-spirited to the audience. i hate an ending that's redundant. i love a sad ending that is thematically consistent, poignant, and bespoke to the rest of its narrative.

#if you've got to earn a happy ending you've got to earn a sad one too

you don’t have to match my freak you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

thanks for following me, let’s start arranging the marriage